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Two KKK members are about to kill you


What are you feeling right now?  

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  1. 1. What are you feeling right now?

    • mmn, cheesecake
    • R A G E ! ! !
    • i'm scared!
    • why are you dressed like caspers??
    • what?
    • mmn, cheesecake


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are they armed?

Ill use hold the bucket in one hand and use dog leash in the other and use both as weapons by swinging them. ill attach the car keys to the leash for a harder attack

once i get close and hopefully hit them hard enough to knock em to the ground.. ill burn their eyes with the lighter.

celebration time since I win and I will eat the cheesecake.

victory.

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attach the handle of the bucket to the leash.

swing the bucket over my head like a helicopter.

hopefully the centripetal force along with adrenaline pumping through my body creates a chance for me to knock them fuckers out.

enjoy the pie over their unconscious bodies.

finally burn their bodies along with their bloodied robes

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Attach leash to bucket

Eat some cheesecake then put the red fruits in the bucket

Use gun lighter to make it boil so it's all red-ish inside the bucket

Perform lasso style painting on their uniform so people think they murdered someone

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Actually that wasn't so useful

Pretend you're a cop with the gun and

Leave in the Jaaaaaaaaaaaaag

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throw 3/4 the cheesecake KKK member # 1 to distract and temporarily blind

put bucket onto of KKK member #2's head because he is a midget and scissor kick him in his face

tie the leash to the trigger of the metal gun lighter and proceed to whip the shit out of both of them

eat 1/4 of the cheesecake because jesus never called back :(

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i would shout out for shufon, cos i know he can take on at least ten guys at any given time.

Pause.

I would set off Jag alarm as distraction. While that was going on I would then throw bucket on top of ones head and kick to fuck dude up, then I would strangle other dude with the lease. Eat the cheese cake and set robes on fire, blast OFWGKTA from the jag and dip.

thwag.

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