Miscellaneous Musings (Limited Edition)

[cameron-]

you think thats soft? i probably would've been crying with the girl

[cameron-]

i probably would've been crying with the girl

[broneck]

you're so cool!

yo guys, isn't gully side cool? fuck he's cool.

[Lozinski]

^only if he smashes her brah. Oh man I wish I could flex that hard

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[goat]

[sawn-off chef]

Making dinner for the new girl tonight, what should I cook? (swag)

[youre sketch]

just get a shit load of queso dip. bitches love queso dip

[sawn-off chef]

White bitches love Tapas, though she's Chinese so I don't know if that applies?

[youre sketch]

just make some fancy tacos.

then bam, tequila shots.

[PissJug]

Making dinner for the new girl tonight, what should I cook? (swag)

[sawn-off chef]

gotta spread rep piss jug, may do tacos now.

[Spastic_Koala]

Every time I try to paste whatever is in my clipboard in the paste thread, something confidential from work comes up that I can't be sharing on the internet.

[clover]

RIP Dan Wheldon

[bfan]

"I hate it...but I love it"

p90x taught me life lessons

[broneck]

http://johnwolcott.tumblr.com

sometimes sad, sometimes hilarious

[i wear shooes]

tacos and tequila is solid

pasta and wine for that comfort feeling too.

sex time.

[broneck]

i don't wanna have sex after either of those combinations

pasta and wine sloshing around in my stomach, burpin' garlic or onions in her face? gross

[sawn-off chef]

Ahahah yeah, sex and those combos aren't necessarily best. Clopek sent me a good recipe I may used, similar to work a friend suggested me.

[scientifick]

two of my close friends have broken their backs within the past 4 months. not mixing my drunk self with pools of water Any Time Soon

[goat]

mang

just keep it simple

pizza from scratch

and get her involved while making it

[broneck]

i am supposed to have drinks with a pretty big deal in fashion tonight. not gonna drop names (yet) but i'm really excited and nervous. will post pics and stories if it goes down, and if it doesn't i'll come back and bitch about how much it sucks i didn't get to meet him.

[Stacks]

it's kanye isn't it?

[cameron-]

whats the best way to use a urinal to reduce splash

I copped schoeller, but it hit that and ricocheted on my shirt :/

[OkayOkay]

Schoeller repells water. You're all good.

[goat]

Are you new to urinals?

[cameron-]

I try and bank it into the sides but idk i still get some splash sometimes

[evisu 2000]

just stand like 5 feet away like all the fat old du's i used to work with do

[sawn-off chef]

just stand like 5 feet away like all the fat old du's i used to work with do

Fuckin white people.

Also, fell through tonight, even after dropping out, homework manages to fuck with my life.

[youre sketch]

i just aim like straight out at the back of so it just runs down.

[cameron-]

i just aim like straight out at the back of so it just runs down.

see I feel like that's a prime piss-on-pants scenario right there.

also, I realized why u put the seat up. I used to think u put it up to make the surface area larger. but like, i dunno I never had a problem getting it all in with the seat down.

but it's for the splashes.