Miscellaneous Musings (Limited Edition)

[phive-oh-won]

They filmed a live episode of Tosh.0 at ASU tonight so I went to check it out. I was never really a fan of the show (I think it's kind of stupid to have a TV show about youtube videos, and Daniel Tosh came off as an unfunny d-bag the few times I watched it), but it was actually really funny. Everybody was going bananas over Daniel Tosh, but my favorite part was definitely Eli Porter on the Web Redemption benefit. He preformed a "live" remix of his Iron Mic freestyle with accompaniment from Skylar Gray. Shit was dope

[broneck]

i almost got in a fight with a cab driver today. he was just straight up chillin' in the bike lane, not waiting for a fare or anything, just parked there. we only have a few decent bike lanes in the city, so it kinda pisses me off when some lazy fuck decides to take it up because he can't be bothered to pull around the corner and illegally park in a non-bike lane. As a result, i smacked his driver's side window really hard when I rode by and scared the fuck out of him. About 30 seconds afterwards he's up beside me, window down, screaming at me.

"I'll fuck you up you son-of-a-bitch, you fucking asshole youuuuu, i'll fucking kill you!!"

This would've been intimidating but dude had the most apu nehasapimapetalon accent going on that there was no way i could've brought myself to be concerned. I just laughed at him and when I pulled up to a red light beside him I stared him down and he just closed his window and shut the fuck up.

[Spastic_Koala]

[_ironman]

rode to work this morning it was like 5 degrees Celsius outside (~40 Fahrenheit) wearing uniqlo heattech longjohns under my Balenciaga denim. wasn't that bad cuz the heat from my motorcycle kept me toasty

fingers were cold through the gloves though. time to buy them silk glove liners

[wrong_move]

will the target audience really buy these?

http://us.levi.com/product/index.jsp?productId=11628403&Camp=CME%3ATheCommuter%3A20110718&csm=212301724&csc=335059&csa=212305616&csu=335158&cp=3146842.4305630.11844101

they had me at "SANITIZED"

[e0d9n0b5]

i kind of want those pants and i don't even cycle that often.

[boy better know]

got my package from supreme

no duties or customs fees

feels good man

[fobsquad]

some assho left a plastic cup on my street knowing full well that i would punt it in the air; splashing coke all over me.

[Desi]

I like the shiny tape on those Levis.

[ke1]

A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.

she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"

he said "NO..""

da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she was ded.

he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

xxx~*...rep dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx

[dovo]

what the flying fuck. Another 3% of my brain is now inactive.

[ke1]

wutevs dove, u dun kno true lub.

[crissyw]

i have the khaki version of those commuter levi;s

i gotta say, they're really comfortable (but i'm a girl so it may not be the same on you guys)

photo in my waywt :3

but i would bike in them. the 3m tape isn't enough IMO but the denim is definitely more sturdy (crotch reinforcements and awesome pockets!)

kind of worth it if you get it cheap

[OkayOkay]

Girlfriend and I pulled gigantic surf perch out of 3 bird's mouth/throat's in Pismo. Thousands of birds were feeding off this inshore bait ball and some gulls kept trying to eat fish way, way too big for them...then they were suffocating and about to die on the beach and we rescued them (even though they probably just swam back out and did it again). Basically, I stuck my hand down a seagull's throat multiple times today. #feelsgoodman

[NatseOklim]

[suremanok]

oh hey mr cool guy here..

MY BAD.

[f50fan]

man i dun wanna party i just wanna sleep

[phive-oh-won]

I chopped an onion so I could put a few slices on my sandwich... now, my hand, my kitchen, and my room where I ate the sandwich all smell like onion.

[redX]

why do they call it skinny dipping if fat people can do it too?

[i wear shooes]

its called skinny dipping because no one wants to see a fat person do it.

[Denton]

I'd be so offended if someone said let's go fatty dipping

[redX]

but what if they do it in their own separate places so you won't notice?

[i wear shooes]

If anyone is going to Dave and Busters in Milpitas to watch the Mayweather fight (aka Mayweather domination) and you see a handsome man in a supreme jersey and iron hearts.. come say wsup and buy me a beer.

cool

[NatseOklim]

^What do we buy the handsome man if we're buying you a beer?

[e0d9n0b5]

^What do we buy the handsome man if we're buying you a beer?

rack em!!~

[i wear shooes]

Looool funny man.

[NatseOklim]

Really needed a "baboom tish!" at the end of it.

[_ironman]

[i wear shooes]

lol

MAAAA. THE MEATLOAF.

MAAAA WE WANT THE MEATLOAF

[StrangeLove]

mmmmm i love this feeling