Miscellaneous Musings (Limited Edition)

[timber]

Sounds wet. 

[Dr. Dog]

emailed noam chomsky to greet him happy birthday and he never answered me back cold world

[Toastytime]

Kind of went over this in SYH but I thought I would elaborate a little more. Also posted in Superawkward but I think this is more appropriate.

 

Saturday morning I woke and I had a nice big stretch. Well I went a little to hard and pulled a muscle in my neck(there was a very audible sound), so at 6:00 in the morning my family is greeted by my wails of pain. It wasn't to bad though, yelling profanities and copious Ibuprofen got me through most of the morning. However that was when I realized I am allergic to not only ibuprofen but also acetaminophen. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't pulled the muscle. Every time I sneezed( which was a lot), I would jerk my neck forward to cause an entirely new wave of pain. All of this is going while my dad is freaking out about our dog who is prone to seizures. He thinks the dog was about to have one or is on the brink of just falling over and dying. I knew what it was and it wasn't either of those. The dog is basically a fur ball, hair covering everything especially it's butt. Well because of all the fur when it poops often times the poop is blocked by the hair and it just stays there. Then he sits on it and it turns into a shit pancake. Toby(the dog in question) had been shitting so much that he had plugged his own ass with shit. He literally couldn't poop anymore because of it. After I told everyone this there was a round of disgusted looks and sounds, but not one volunteer to actually clean him. This left me to do the job. I go into the shower strip down and start to wash him, quickly I find out my hypothesis is correct and the dog has fashioned his very own poop butt plug(doggy style)â„¢. I'll spare the details of getting all of it out but what really made it bad was everything I spoke of already(neck and allergies). All of these combined to easily make the worst shower I've ever had. If you were standing on the other side of the door, you would be quite confused.Most likely all you would hear besides a long line of obscenities would be violent sneezing, screams of pain, and a guy who is very angry at something named Toby and it's poop encrusted behind.

[Kaf]

the babadook is actually really good.

[only_time]

dude that's fucking disgusting. Reading that put me off my muesli man.

 

Take your dog's shitty ass outside to clean it. Damn.

[FinleyB]

hahahahah

[gettoasty]

Why do you guys have a dog??

Buy some wet wipes and clean him up. It's not hard

I'm disappointed

[gettoasty]

Why do you guys have a dog??

Buy some wet wipes and clean him up. It's not hard

I'm disappointed

[FatCook]

time to shave your dog

[netw0rth]

jhene aiko said she likes to get her ass ate

[ShakeEmUp]

What city do u guys think is the most like New Orleans but not hot? preferably with public transit. 

[mr fluffernutter]

Glasgow

[young thirsty]

top 10 cutest asian girls kubs saw on public transit in 2014

[Denton]

What city do u guys think is the most like New Orleans but not hot? preferably with public transit.

new orleans in the winter

otherwise nowhere

[Dr. Dog]

man i still love ludacris

[conqueror]

give her a thoughtful thank you card and some flowers for her office

 

bought her flowers and we all went for a drink after work; i'm going to miss them so much and unfortunately i don't think i'll ever get the chance to work with such an amazing group of people again. i've taken a huge gamble, but i really hope this new job + moving interstate will be a step forward in the right direction on a professional level.

Edited December 19, 2014 by conqueror

[StrangeLove]

Kind of went over this in SYH but I thought I would elaborate a little more. Also posted in Superawkward but I think this is more appropriate.

 

Saturday morning I woke and I had a nice big stretch. Well I went a little to hard and pulled a muscle in my neck(there was a very audible sound), so at 6:00 in the morning my family is greeted by my wails of pain. It wasn't to bad though, yelling profanities and copious Ibuprofen got me through most of the morning. However that was when I realized I am allergic to not only ibuprofen but also acetaminophen. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't pulled the muscle. Every time I sneezed( which was a lot), I would jerk my neck forward to cause an entirely new wave of pain. All of this is going while my dad is freaking out about our dog who is prone to seizures. He thinks the dog was about to have one or is on the brink of just falling over and dying. I knew what it was and it wasn't either of those. The dog is basically a fur ball, hair covering everything especially it's butt. Well because of all the fur when it poops often times the poop is blocked by the hair and it just stays there. Then he sits on it and it turns into a shit pancake. Toby(the dog in question) had been shitting so much that he had plugged his own ass with shit. He literally couldn't poop anymore because of it. After I told everyone this there was a round of disgusted looks and sounds, but not one volunteer to actually clean him. This left me to do the job. I go into the shower strip down and start to wash him, quickly I find out my hypothesis is correct and the dog has fashioned his very own poop butt plug(doggy style)â„¢. I'll spare the details of getting all of it out but what really made it bad was everything I spoke of already(neck and allergies). All of these combined to easily make the worst shower I've ever had. If you were standing on the other side of the door, you would be quite confused.Most likely all you would hear besides a long line of obscenities would be violent sneezing, screams of pain, and a guy who is very angry at something named Toby and it's poop encrusted behind.

Pics?

[Vampyrvargfesten]

My little brother was looking at my Visvim '73 boots and was telling me he wanted to find similar boots

so I just gave them to him right there on the spot... and they fit lol

🎅ðŸŽ

[e0d9n0b5]

My little brother was looking at my Visvim '73 boots and was telling me he wanted to find similar boots

so I just gave them to him right there on the spot... and they fit lol

nice this year i'm going to get both of my little brothers actual literal pieces of coal for xmas

[Landadel]

Since this worked so well last time: 

 

Does anyone know the artist who made a video where he/she told the story of the origin of the world while he/she opened and closed various pictures and videos on a Mac desktop?

I´ve see it at the Musée d`Ãrt Moderne in Paris, but can´t find it in their archives. I´ts driving me insane. 

 

Thanks for any help!

[CHINESEGOLD]

haha lol I hate iggy azalea too fuck white peopl e:) 

[realnetw0rth]

what are some good shows where white kids beat on their parents 

[SSchadenfreude]

what are some good shows where white kids beat on their parents 

og children of the corn?

[FinleyB]

[xDonavon]

someone made a christmas album out of yeezus and wtf

Edited December 23, 2014 by xDonavon

[kH0yA Sw@Gp0o]

My little brother was looking at my Visvim '73 boots and was telling me he wanted to find similar boots

so I just gave them to him right there on the spot... and they fit lol

kuya goals

happy holidays everyone

[uhhuh69]

was at the pub last night with my friends and we were watching a group of topLADS mingle with some girls. one of them was weird as fuck asking this girl for a 'christmas hug', the girl was like "why should i give you a 'christmas hug'?" and the guy said "you'll like it trust me" and was spreading his arms going "come on, come on, come on" and the girl said "it's like you're talking to a dog or something" and the guy replied with "i am aren't i?" then the girl slapped him and all the guys friends were like 'OOOOHHHH' and hi fiving the guy who was laughing and barging into his friends saying shit like "she's on her period lads i'll come back next week"

 

on the way home i went into the supermarket to pick up a bottle of whiskey as a last minute xmas present for my granddad when i saw the guy outside crying with one of his friends saying "why does nothing ever work out for me with girls, i try my best to be nice to girls, i even took psychology in college to try and understand them more. i just want a long lasting relationship"

 

this country is full of fucking idiots

[kindofyoung]

Might be that he got dumped or something, decided to get fucking wasted and to nobodies surprise acted like an asshole, and then when you saw him later he was sad over the original issue

Sure he's still an asshole, but maybe he's not as completely retarded as you thought at first

[FatCook]

I envy your optimism

[wrong_move]

Happy Holidays everyone~

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeB_L-8C7KY