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Cotton Duck World Tour


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Okay so this is where I went wrong...I decided to make a video. I never did get it edited together but what follows are some stills to tell the story.

We open with closeup hand-held camera footage. The duck's possessions lay strewn about.

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The secrets of the duck taken and laid bare.

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The soundtrack, a slow rhythmic repetition builds...

"duck...duck...duck...duck..."

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The stole, stolen.

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What could have happened?

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We cut to the duck, bound, hanging suspended.

"...duck...duck...duck...duck..."

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Then the captor is revealed!

"...duck...DUCK!..DUCK!!.DUCK!!!"

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CUT TO BLACK

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See my problem was that I had bought my own cotton duck when the tour started and had begun taking pictures before I actually received the tour duck. I didn't think this was going to be a problem until the duck arrived and I found that, though they were close, they did not look the same. I had to figure out some way of switching the ducks because people would notice that they were different and wonder what was going on.

So I hatched the plan to have my duck kidnap the tour duck (hence the foreshadowing of the disturbed duck). He was jealous of his world traveling relative and decided to capture him and take his place.

In the end he thought the better of it and decided to let him go.

Though he did try to run him over with a train.

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so...

will there be two ducks going round now? cotton duck v's de g.... (cant remember the twins name) good v's evil a cotton duck world wide competition tour

and if so can i have a go with the hot one?

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Fabulaz's car

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rare pic of Fabulaz's arm

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we passed by drake's (aubrey!) old neighbourhood, forest hill...WOW!

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i had a butter burger & four pieces of fried chicken

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some new bar we went to called 416 snack bar

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duck with a gin & tonic

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cops didnt wanna take a pic with the duck :|

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duck volunteered to fill in as my front right speaker at work

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Filling in some holes so people know what the ducks were up to in the dark period.

I took my daughter to a cross country race at the Whistler Olympic Park.

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The duck met a totem pole. The lower animal on the pole was eyeing the duck with suspicion.

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He wanted to try out the Olympic ski jumps but they looked pretty dry at the moment.

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Little Ordette's Race was on part of the track used for cross country ski and biathlon events during the Olympics. She ran majestically under the big rings.

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Inukshuk Ducks

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On the way back we stopped by Brandywine Falls just to see what they looked like.

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There was danger but we pressed on.

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The duck enjoyed the large amounts of moss cascading down the mountainside.

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Brandywine Falls apparently got their name when two surveyors bet a bottle of brandy about who could estimate more accurately the height of the falls. When the falls were measured with a chain, one guy got the brandy and the other guy named the falls. They are 70 metres high.

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You can also look out over daisy Lake from there.

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We drove home along the Sea To Sky Highway where they tend to film a lot of car commercials due to its windiness and general beauty. The Guardian UK placed it in the top 5 best drives IN THE WORLD. Since I was driving I didn't really think I should take pictures but I did do a quick phone shot as we were nearing home.

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video of duck with my sister's reptile dogs, bill and brandon

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detail shot of bill

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impostor on the left :|

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duck at mike myers drive

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duck with a burger from burger bratz - three patties and a sunny side egg. it was ok

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duck with a meatball and pork banh mi

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grabbed pho with bryanayrb, Goslett, riskyrukus and Toganpro

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