loko-pocalypse

[16steps]

four lokos helped me find the only 3 hipster sluts in all of cal poly san luis obispo

always an unnervingly white college town concept

[bocaburgler]

Will be stocking up flats of the purple canned one. will be selling it to frats for double the cost.

[vetuv]

so what is the ban on? the four loco brand? or alcoholic energy drinks? if its on the former i imagine the four loco creators making the same thing under a new name.

[Fycus]

Its alcoholic energy drinks in general, but I'm not sure its a blanket ban. From what I hear Joose and Loko are the primary suspects, but I wouldnt be surprised to see Sparks and other delicious malts taken out.

[High Monika]

Sparks has already voluntarily removed caffeine from its products to avoid such a ban. Most people just didn't notice it. Probably since it's still loaded with sugar.

[doctor_doom]

Had my first ever loko tonight.. ended up in a car with a bitch with who had two kids... not really sure how ?!?

[RandR]

four lokos helped me find the only 3 hipster sluts in all of cal poly san luis obispo

always an unnervingly white college town concept

...I know a girl that is a hipster slut, that is a freshman at san luis.

[showbiz00ditc]

to tell you the truth last time I was drinking 4Loko I remember myself wishing it didnt have the energy aspect.

I wouldnt mind if they took out the taurine and caffeine.

Mix your own red bull in as you wish but i'd rather get drunk than energized

[Gold Fronts]

didnt have the energy aspect.

Truth. I just want 12 percent alcohol for 2.50. Im a poor bum.

i also wish it didnt come in those weird colors but then it might not be as easy to smash drunk hoes who drink it because its grape.

Hope something is done so they dont go through with that nationwide ban. its ridiculous.

I thought this was America, people

-Jay-Z

www.fourlokostories.com

[dranoelsy]

colbert is loko

[mrip]

worst

everyone stock up

i think buying the new non caffinated 4loko and a red bull will still do the trick during the prohibition

[Wolves]

I'm stockpilin' as we speak.

[cheapmuthafukr]

if this shit becomes illegal, you might as well go back to steel reserve and crack.

[6ixes&7evens]

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/18/us/18drinks.html

[wild style]

This Buckfast Tonic Wine kind of kills Four Loko.

"The drink also has a very high caffeine content, with each 750ml bottle containing the equivalent of eight cans of cola."

"In January 2010 a BBC investigation revealed that Buckfast was mentioned in 5,638 crime reports in the Strathclyde area of Scotland from 2006–2009, equating to three a day on average. One in 10 of those offences was violent and the bottle was used as a weapon 114 times in that period. Further, in a survey last year of 172 prisoners at a young offenders’ institution, 43 percent of the 117 people who drank alcohol before committing their crimes said they had drunk Buckfast. In a study of litter in a typical housing project, 35 percent of the items identified were Buckfast bottles."

Someone needs to start importing this shit. Anybody ever tried it?

[ninetynine]

This Buckfast Tonic Wine kind of kills Four Loko.

"The drink also has a very high caffeine content, with each 750ml bottle containing the equivalent of eight cans of cola."

"In January 2010 a BBC investigation revealed that Buckfast was mentioned in 5,638 crime reports in the Strathclyde area of Scotland from 2006–2009, equating to three a day on average. One in 10 of those offences was violent and the bottle was used as a weapon 114 times in that period. Further, in a survey last year of 172 prisoners at a young offenders’ institution, 43 percent of the 117 people who drank alcohol before committing their crimes said they had drunk Buckfast. In a study of litter in a typical housing project, 35 percent of the items identified were Buckfast bottles."

Someone needs to start importing this shit. Anybody ever tried it?

This shit is making me excited.

Go on iChat I think I found a place that ships internationally.

[morse9443]

there's always mad dog, wild irish rose, cisco, night train, thunderbird....so you can get your don't remember on. Still waiting for my shirt though.

[bluespring]

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=176804042335623 lawl

[16steps]

...I know a girl that is a hipster slut, that is a freshman at san luis.

she said "hi"

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=176804042335623 lawl

i love that theres an acoustic set haha

[pieiskewl]

gets you buck fast

[Gecko]

Buckfast tastes horrific, seriously it's rank. Get's you smashed though.

[Stacks]

Free 4loko

Free All Political Prisoners

[TTM]

had a dream i went to a 7-11 and asked about buying cases at a time. guy told me it was $4/pallet, i was like HOLY SHIT i'll take them all! But, I was on my bike so i really couldn't move them. Then i woke up.

[Pavlov's Bell]

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/11/assemblyman_felix_ortiz_vomits.html

Adventures in legislature and Four Loko

[mrip]

got multiple cases

pics to come

[Magsåvningsreserven]

my uncle stocks buckfast, a ton of it.

£$€Â£$€Â£$€Â£$€

[Mr Waffles]

woke up to an email bright and early this morning from my school.

"Alcohol and Substance Policy

Effective November 18th, 2010, caffeinated alcoholic energy drinks (e.g. Four Loko) are banned from campus and prohibited from student use.

Effective November 18th, 2010, synthetic marijuana (e.g. K2 and Spice Gold) are banned from campus and prohibited from student use.

Please refer to the following resources for more information:

Code of Community Conduct

Student Handbook

Campus Police Web Site

Living on Campus Web Site

Health and Counseling Services Web Site"

[AstroWolf]

waffle, does that include redbull vodka? if so, lame.

[Mr Waffles]

I'm not sure. I don't think they are allowed to tell me what to drink when I am not on campus.

I want to get caught so I can challenge it.

[_ironman]

"Jason Keiran, a sophomore at Florida State, spent the day of his death drinking — he is reported to have had at least three 23.5-oz. cans of Four Loko (equaling as much as alcohol as is contained in a dozen glasses of wine) as well as additional beers. He reportedly told friends that he "felt fine" because of the caffeine, but his blood alcohol content was .283 — more than 3.5 times the legal limit of .08 in Florida — when he put a friend's .22-caliber pistol to his head and fired. "

http://healthland.time.com/2010/11/19/four-loko-lawsuit-did-caffeinated-alcohol-cause-death/

was he suicidal? or just plain weak?