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Supercilious

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  1. not that awkward but this thread needed a bump anyway...

     

         today i was at the library on my laptop and when i got up to leave i stood up and bent over to pick up my bag while raising my back leg up, like a pro golfer picking their ball up out of the hole...for balance!

         Anyway, like a dweeb I didn't look behind me and I somehow managed to raise my leg directly in between the legs of a woman looking through the bookshelf to my rear...I didn't realize what was happening until my leg slowly reached her nether region, at which point we both whipped around (she seemed disgusted) and I, on one leg, bending over, and hopelessly off balance, kind of like tripped over the desk and almost fell on the ground...i peaced the fuck out...

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