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Thank you jackg for an amazing, well-stalked swap package!
- Dave Matthews Band poster - busted out laughing when I saw this - the crying blonde guy in my #superawkward post would be moritifed.
- blazing hot pink vintage Adidas pull-over - I shrieked with pure joy.
- a Mister Lost&Founds shirt
- an entire box of Trolli Mini Burgers - perfect for a burgin' lady like me.
- bottle of Vegemite - v excited to try this!
- Australian coffee!
- a McQ sticky note booklet!
- a Jeremy Lin keychain (which matches perfectly with my other blue key things!) and Knicks basketball cards.
- loads of books I haven't read yet - including a hilarious "self defence for women" book that I am still dying over.
- Malin + Goetz products - have only tried a lil' squirt of this stuff here and there and loved it.
- an external HD filled to the brim with audiobooks, movies, and music which was desperately needed in my philistine life.
- (fox toy on top right was placed there by my dog who is a natural herder and thought she should add to the pile! Haha.)
Everything is super appreciated and really thoughtful, and goddamn Australian postage is ridiculous. Thank you jackg!
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These two...
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thinking about wearing this to the last day of the NY bar exam
jean paul gaultier x la perla
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I've been really stressed out lately with exams - and have been drinking way too much, especially on an empty stomach. I got carried away with doing rounds of shots with a guy I'm seeing and his roommate at last call, and when we all started walking back to his place, I somehow wandered off and got lost on the way.
Even though I've been to this bar and his apartment at least 100 times at this point, I was so gone that I started sobbing because I had no idea where I was and was blacking out. A cab drove over and honked at me to get in - except I couldn't remember the guy's address. So I miraculously was functional enough to call the guy, and he magically appeared in about 2 seconds... because the distance between the bar and his apartment is about 200 feet (like seriously 5 doors away).
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Beanie is not as good with technology as other dogs.
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Sorry, but both of you posted/emailed past the deadline so I cannot let the two of you in.
Aw man, but those are two pretty cool posters, I'd love to shop for/get stuff from desi or yoallanface.
Pretty please..??
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According to chase.com, I drunkenly paid a car service 50 fucking dollars to take me about 15 blocks to my home, where I started bawling because I couldn't unbutton the back of my dress and I thought I was going to be trapped in it forever.
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Emailed!
Wait what happened to the last v7 thread?
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then had a spring breakers moment in willy cheesesteak's suede toj
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One of the last times I went to my local bar, I was followed halfway home by a Jamaican drug dealer who was hollering my name while trying to repeatedly smack me on the butt with a grocery bag filled to the brim with weed, and eventually grabbed me by the wrists and shouted in my face that we should "drink a 6-pack and get high" in his car. Soooo I took a few months off from going there and I've been much more careful about being too friendly with strangers generally.
A week or two ago, I decide to give it another try and am having a peaceful drink alone when this blonde dude - who isn't really that bad-looking but is radiating these unmistakably strong #dressedbytheinternet/desperation vibes - turns around and starts telling me about how cool his AllSaints jacket is. I just politely smile and nod while quietly observing that he actually has no idea how to dress himself. Soon the conversation turns into, "I want to take you to AllSaints and buy you a leather jacket tomorrow!" and "We need to get you a pair of Supras like mine, they are the coolest sneakers!" (ugh) which then turns into "I have lots of frequent flyer miles because of my job, let's go to Barcelona this week!" and "I really, really like you, you're really sweet" - which is coming from basically nowhere since I haven't really said a single word the entire time. I'm sure this sort of weird super over-the-top-complimentary, "let me buy you shit" act works on some girls but I really want absolutely none of his bullshit, so I politely tell him to please slow his roll.He seems to get the idea for a while and notices that I'm watching the Knicks game and tries to change the topic to basketball. I mention to him that I got to meet the Knicks last season through my ex and this really offends him. He scoffs bitterly, rolls his eyes kind of angrily, and says, "Oh, well, I know Dave Matthews Band and like, Kings of Leon, no big deal or anything." I start laughing as soon as he says "Dave Matthews Band" until I look up and see he's completely serious about how impressive he thinks this is. "Oh... coooool..."I excuse myself to hit the ladies' room and when I come back I notice he's picked up my phone and has already taken the liberty of calling himself from it. I make him delete my number and leave immediately, but later that night I somehow still get a slew of texted photos of himself: 1) ~in Korea "omg I eat so much bulgogi hehehe"~ 2) wearing a panda sleep mask "I'm a panda! (Is this sexy? I have no idea what I'm doing)" 3) making a duck face "Hi - Aren't I cuuuute?" as well as approximately 20 text messages consisting mainly of Emojis and references to how much he loves Korean culture. And an inexplicable text at like 3am that simply said, "I'm not a loser."I run into him again a few days later, and I politely have a chat with him. He then invites me to come over to his apartment and "watch Netflix on his iPad mini," and at this point I'm pretty drunk, so I laugh and say that is probably the last thing in the fucking universe I want to do with a complete stranger and tell him to cut it out. He suddenly goes completely silent, and looks away with his fist crammed against his lips, which are pressed together into a little white line. I glance at him and see that his eyes are all shimmery and he's wiping away big tears in a really dramatic way to make sure that I notice. He then slams his glass down and everyone at the bar is staring at us. His voice cracks, and says, "You know, you're really being a downer right now. I was going to introduce you to Dave Matthews Band, too." Then he starts silently sobbing into his fist.I get up and quietly leave.I don't think I'm ever going to this bar again.
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Walking past a homeless man to get to the subway the other day - he glares at me and spits in my direction.Then he shouts, "Yeah, you feel that? Next time that's gonna be my cum on dat pussy!" 41 -
beanie having a snack break, eating that cookie like a lil goblin
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tween_spirit's apc jacket
uniqlo
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tween_spirit's apc jacket
uniqlo
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did not expect to like these docs so much!
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A classmate of mine recently reminded me that he and I met at a blood drive at our school under some unusual circumstances. I'd just donated blood, and the guy from the blood bank whose sole job it is is to lead you from your cot to the table with snacks and juice was this little furry Filipino man with giant glasses who gave off this really frenetic, horny, sweaty vibe - smiling with too much teeth showing, laughing hysterically like a crazy person over nothing, hands jammed in his pockets too tight as though holding onto sanity for dear life/furiously pushing down a nervous boner.
He walked me over to the table covered in Lorna Doone cookies and Welsch's fruit snacks and offered to show me how to fold a dollar bill into a t-shirt. As an Asian girl, I of course know how to do this already, and told him so.
Him: "Oh... well, um, do you want to, um, hear a joke? Hehehee!"
Me: "Sure."
Him: "Uhhh.... how do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?"
Me: "How?"
Him: (whispering) "Just pick it up and give it a blow job!!!"
I looked around incredulously, wondering if this guy was indeed a blood bank person or just a crazy person that walked in off the street. I laughed and then immediately started talking to another kid sitting at the snack table to disengage from the conversation with the blood bank guy.
Him: "...Hey! You should give me your email address so I can send you more of my jokes! Hey!"
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UU rider (hanging a little weird because of my bookbag)
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UU rider (hanging a little weird because of my bookbag)
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Undercover x Uniqlo
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If anyone's still checking this thread - I'm probably selling my UU rider in a size small because I just never wear it and need the closet space. PM me if you're interested and want to make an offer. These are basically impossible to find especially in this size.