BearCousin

just watched this on netflix last night... holy shit.

http://wildandwonderfulwhites.com/

just rename the title to hndlz shuttin shit down fit appreciation thread... obvs he deserves one.

homegirl hits me up and says she's around the corner from me and wants to buy me chipotle. i just finished eating a shitty home made sandwich. fuck that timing.

but dude, it's eames!

just got back from the bar.. okayokay still there trying to smash some girl which probably wont happen... im bout to merk fools oan fuckin callf of dauty. come see me bruhs!

to be real i didn't even look at the fit before i repped. place looks dope, im jelly.

i don't think that was weed homie

sacrificial friend, man fuck you.

ENFJ.. kickin it with spaghetti, stylish pilot, and motha fuckin martin luther king jr!

i legitimately get excited when i see this...

15

i'll play

trying too hard

does your girlfriend alex knows about this new girl though?

she gonna have the craziest meltdown ever if she finds out hahaha

my life always been drama free... this dude has a super feminine personality and always wants attention, he always irritated me. this little melt down of his was bound to happen eventually. i don't even know why i hung out with this dude, maybe because i knew him for so long idk.. but i'd get tired of him after about 3 hours. but i totally agree with the not dating inside circle of friends.. this girl im hollerin at now just knows people i would consider acquaintances so i should be good this time around... hopefully. we'll see...

dude cant see some pussy is not worth losing friendship over it...

and this^ i donno if this is directed at me or just speaking in general but i'm not tryin to get with homeboys ex girl. she's just friends with this girl i been seeing. correct me if im wrong but that doesn't seem like something grown ups would lose friendship over...

i suppose this should go here...

been hanging out with this new girl... one of her good friends is a homeboys ex-gf from literally like 3 or 4 years ago... i was out on cinco de mayo with a big group of this girls friends (including my friends ex-gf). i was tagged in a photo on facebook with homeboys ex gf in it, and apparently that REALLY bummed him out and caused him to pull the softest thing i have ever seen anyone do...

so you're not confused by this fuckin essay of a text message...

giovanna = my ex girlfriend (also my homeboys really good friend)

christian = dude that was my friend since we were like 4, who my ex gf is now dating

brittany = my friends ex girlfriend

sasha = my friends current girlfriend (of almost a year)

corey = new girl i've been hanging out with

so here comes the bitchassness.... pay attention to the time gap between the texts... it bugged this du for like a week lol

hahahaha soft as fuck.. this is like 13 year old high school cheer squad bullshit. dude broke up with me over a facebook picture LOL.

in the school library posted and theres this girl with massive jugs. she decided to force them into the tiniest push up bra ever. i couldn't help but to stare because she was sucking on her water bottle and they were just jigglin. i tried to stop myself. you know get a quick peak and look away. well it didn't work and she caught me. i guess i made her uncomfortable and she got up to leave showing me almost everything. she got up to walk away and they were just bouncin so i kept looking. she just called me a pig out loud in the library.

so worth it though.

wtf that bitch expect she knows she got big titties, she knows they were hangin out when she left home today. ain't your fault for lookin...

i fucking hate seafood but will always willingly go to red lobster for those biscuits. they are fucking amazing.

yup i believe so

sufu sac meetup lets do it

live life mah bruhhh

all my friends are either dorky jock bro's who i have nothing in common with, or feminine acting motha fuckas. i really need to find a new crew to roll with.

bout to create an invite for a man party always sunny style...

(ignore the music some idiot added to the video)