BearCousin

40 - 20= 4?

started new job this week, super easy and making semi decent money and coming home every night with cash from tips.. feels good after not having a paycheck in like 4 months. stayed out with fine azn beezy and others till about 3 last night and woke up early today and got out of this 100 degree weather and went fishing at a lake a couple hours away where it was 70 degrees. just me and my dog chillin on a dock reelin in fish all day listening to good hip hop... shits good for your soul.

looks like a fancy toothbrush

going to stop buying clothing for a few months. maybe if i actually live my life i'll be less sad.

"i'm not as sad as superfuture thinks i am"

i want to play

Singapore

$ingapore, not Singapore.

fuck yeah lets go on sat

merry burger is the female dovo

i'll go to see chromeo

just chillin on the santa monica pier feedin her baby... wish i got a better one... at one point her whole titty was just hangin out.

nothin like some good ol' locker room bukkake after winning a championship.

real talk, i bet julz's dome game is beyond on point.

man I like to eat a gang of prawns

and talk shit when the Playstation game is on

free beer, karaoke, hanging out with strangers, free post drinking jack in the box. never had so much fun on a wednesday night.

don't you do it.

rajio why you so mad bro? you're so successful and cool and awesome. you shouldn't let the internet chumps bother you.

went out with okayokay and a group of other people last night... totally had the opportunity to holler at this beezy 10 years older than me with HUGE fuckin boobs. she was dumb as shit though so i was like fuck this girl and didn't say much to her all night. then later i find out homegirls a stripper and i'm like oh fuck game on. but by the time i found that out she had called her friends to come hang out so it was too late. dudes show up and one is wearing a black wife beater, alpine stars hat, sagging denim jnco shorts, and reef flip flops. one of his friends decided go jesus style and wear all white. white hat, white metal mulisha tee, white shorts. i got cockblocked by a dirtbag in a black beater. super chump of me.

moral of the story, even if the girl is annoyingly stupid you should still try to holla because she may be a stripper and prolly knows how to work da dick.

Bearcousin, how the hell did you take this picture? lmao

been taking pictures of strangers for years. just gotta make sure the phones on vibrate so it doesn't make that fucking shutter sound i've been caught multiple times because of that shit.

got a beej while watching the patriot. shit was epic.

Chillin out by the pool and my super white suburban neighbors are playing Kriss kross super loud. I can dig it.

2. everyone is attractive (females mostly, good place to be an attractive male)

idk man... i took this one today (in roseville)

yeah, that's a hatchetman necklace.

she's singing along and more or less screams out the part "THESE MOTHERFUCKING NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH" hella loud.

dude she's a fuckin keeper

stoplight always changes too fast while i'm trying to text. stoplight never changes when i'm sitting there without phone in hand.