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Disco Nap!

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  1. At work, silently farted in coworker's face as she was kneeling down to get something out of her bag.

    She didn't react... I'm in the clear.

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    that smell hits quick n hard if your close to the exit. she had to be thinking something. shits funny

  2. i hate my college experience, GPA displays that. just give me my paper. dont know how much longer i can stand being stagnant . just sounds so depressing and lame. prolly time to get back in the gym.

  3. yesterday, I was riding with a friend who doesn't listen to hip-hop/doesn't listen to popular music. "Racks on Racks" comes on the radio. My friend is completely silent for about a minute and then he goes, "hehe they said 'Cheech and Chong'".

    Also, I tried to explain this story to another friend who had never heard of "Racks on Racks" or Cheech and Chong, and probably wouldn't be amused even if she did understand what I was talking about. Needless to say, the whole situation was a complete fail.

    "campaign goin so stronggggg" usally yell that for no reason

    At some point in my twenties, i stopped showering on a regular basis, and only showered when i could smell myself.

    Could only take one day for me to stink. Could take three. Four.

    real shit leonard. fuck scrubbing balls on the daily.

  4. "I only go to so n so for business, and walk with my face down to avoid eye contact"

    "last time i was here i promise a tear came out my dick"

    "I ordered a bottle.... for myself"

    "Hell fuck no"

    "did you hear what the flight captain said about this city"

    some quotes just to give you an idea...

    to start ill nominate: Houston

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