cman

if i was the black dude from Obsessed, i would've left Beyonce for that white bitch

owwww

pff, i'd be squirting some oil on them while they're duking it out. tape the results. sell on interwebs. profit?

i've been reading about this the last few days, pretty wild shit. check this out if you wanna catch up, there's also a cool map showing outbreaks.

http://trancy.net/h1n1/

i just ate a ribeye the size of my head. life is good.

don't bother, i already saved the pictures from the donkey show. that poor, poor donkey....

realtalk, you have like 40 posts a day and they all suck. if you even really are the person you say you are, you need to posts some tits or get the fuck out. hth.

has anyone seen her face?

you're welcome dawg

should i cop? y/n

Getting divorced. Hashing out the details, totally amicable, no worries.

And I fucked the bejeesus out of her in the back of our store last night. When she got to the bar later, she texted to tell me she had cum in her hair.

I noticed before she left. I didn't tell her.

if i knew you irl this would be deserving of a fistbump. hahah.

internet is hella serious dawg

hell yes. all my finals are over, i just gotta give a presentation at 3 and i'm getting the fuck outta here.

this is fucking awesome. i just went over to campus to grab a bite to eat and sell my books back. they bought them all back except one, 147 bucks cash money. my wallet has not been this fat in a while.

i see a pair of petit standards in the near future. denimssss

need someone to proxy me popeyes, there isn't one anywhere near me and i've never had it. it looks delicious. will pay shipping.

they look okay now, but they are probably going to end up stretching to be too big. the inseam size on a 30 or 29 will be the same length as your 31s, 34 inches.

happy earthday

i just flushed my toilet 12 times

APC sizing: challenging the indigo-challenged since 1988

wow, those still have a ton of color for 9 washes. nice.

would hit it like the fist of an angry god

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i am the c-man, mystic fashion chihuahua. yo quiero jawns?

i took the stitching off my 501 STFs, just because i have a pair of 511s i wear all the time and was getting sick of looking at the arcs. they look pretty cool without em.

Thsi is horrible but I can't stop watching.

lol. this owns.

haha, good lord. someone sent me this today and i can't stop reading it. some of this shit is hilarious.

High school thug girl #1: Yo, I want to get something pierced.

High school thug girl #2: That'd be so cool, yo. But what'd you get?

High school thug girl #1: When I have a daughter I'm gonna name her "bitch".

High school thug girl #2 (after quiet contemplation): Bitch...yeah...that'd be cool.

High school thug girl #1: I guess I'd get my nose pierced.

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

i had a half pound angus double bacon cheeseburger for dinner. it was magnificent.