OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE

serge ibaka out for the rest of the post season with a calf injury. spurs/heat finals again barring insane play from durant and westbrook

i hate dirty bathrooms. not that I have a problem using them, but when I'm in them I can't keep myself from having gross thoughts such as licking the moldy corners or getting my socks soaked in the pipe water that's pooled around the base of the toilet. it's like a bruise you have to keep pressing. 

 

is this normal or nah

my dad used to have this machine at work that would cut really thick stacks of card stock. there were a few of them but the one i am mainly thinking of is this huge guillotine-type hydraulic cutter. the blade in the machine was like 4 ft long and around 5 inches thick. anyway whenever i saw that machine i had this weird urge to stick my fingers or my hand under the blade and i hated being in the same room as it

CP3 foul on russell was def a foul and a terrible read on CP3's part. he should know better. why would you even put yourself in that situation? (slowmo vine)

 

the reggie jackson/matt barnes thing seems to be called appropriately due to inconclusive footage and the rule everyone is mentioning:

"If a player has his hand in contact with the ball and an opponent hits the hand causing the ball to go out-of-bounds, the team whose player had his hand on the ball will retain possession."

 

there's no angle that shows reggie jackson touching the ball after matt barnes strips it, either way it's reasonable to stick with the call on the floor. i think officials called that to their best abilities. do understand why clips crew mad tho

 

more importantly imo is that CP3 was probably fouled on that last play. also KD got some good makeup calls down the stretch (to counter some blown calls/uneven officiating). clippers still gave that shit away, played way too loose

you're right about sticking to the call on the floor. here is the ref justification for the call

and abt the cp3 getting possibly fouled on the steal by westbrook

normally u would think he would hold the ball and not try to move it up the court bc clips would've taken it if he just ran out the clock...however he goes aggressive baiting westbrook into reaching in, then flops to try and get the whistle. that shit works for him the vast majority of the time and he thought he would definitely be able to sell it at that moment. but because he didn't get the tickytack whistle he loses the ball and throws away the game.

here's a shot of cp3 pretty clearly fouling westbrook on the way down during westbrook's 3 attempt

for a lot of ppl it wasn't clear from replay, but u can see here why the shot was so short

edit: also cp3 went with the same move fouling steph curry and actually got away with it in game 3. he didn't get the call this time. i feel like even that doesn't make up for all the times he's closed out games basically daring the ref to blow the whistle and decide the game with a call

coffee at temple http://www.templecoffee.com/locations/index.html

as far as food i've heard mayahuel is pretty good for mexican

edit: lol too late

lebron, kd, griffin, love, paul, curry, and melo are the only guys i would put over westbrook but i haven't heard anyone put him outside of a top 10 list.

spurs are looking unstoppable right now. insane that the mavs were able to take them to seven the way they are completely outclassing portland

westbrook with the swiss army knife game tonight

apparently doc rivers is running 100% of basketball operations for the clips until they finish the sterling investigation

is it just me or does Westbrook kinda remind you of a teenage ninja mutant turtle?

ya and also brodie from the wire

anyone have any interesting coffee recs

with the pacers imploding hard to see miami having a hard time easily coming out of the east

lol

fuck if i remember but this wasn't my first username. forgot my first one though

homi29 sounds like a chill npc

if u guys have seen the oreo/rice pudding thing that u make in a rice cooker don't do it. it's a huge waste of oreos

Well no matter what teams, which era and who did it, don't you agree that's no sportsmanship on such act? I clearly remembered isiah thomas was GIVING handshakes and Cousins yanked him away while thomas was giving handshakes lol.

 

Cousins is very talented, don't get me wrong, but he needs a veteran leader to tame him.

http://bullpenblogger.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/chris-paul-ham.gif%3Fw%3D625

would u want this guy's fake show of sportsmanship? i'm glad there's bad blood. this super soft nba where everything is a t and flopping is so widespread is bullshit

wizards with wins against the heat, thunder, warriors, and suns in the last week.  18 in the power rankings, no respect.

wiz will have best backcourt in nba (excluding gsw) by next year. wall 17 points 15 assists 6 steals 4 boards on okc...gd

sometime is just personal preference. Just like Omega Jelly Jiggle left out Durant in his selections. I am sure lots of people will have Durant in his selections right?

lol i fucked up. forgot about durant.

Can't wait for this year's all star game.

 

Who's your top 5 players in position?

 

PG: CP3

SG/G: Kyrie Irving

SF: LBJ

PF: David Lee

C: LaMarcus Aldridge

weird that u are doing new allstar voting format rather than traditional positions but i would prob go

1. cp3/curry 2. harden/wade 3. james/george 4. LMA/love 5. howard/cousins

could turn out well for both teams. bulls are planning on amnestying boozer too. tank mode engaged

well it's two second rounders and a 1st round protected top 12 pick from the kings which changes to top 10 protected after this year and then expires in 2017. really shitty pick so i think the cavs actually got a good deal in this. they will have a ton of expiring after this year which is nice too. kyrie/deng/waiters/tristan thompson/varejao is solid. also they got a huge upgrade at the small forward which was easily the worst in the league

bulls just traded deng to the cavs

 

chicago youth culture

idk if he's from chicago but lol

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