Billy.Barbados

The facial expression is priceless.

my nails are perfectly normal and I like the way I look but,

I'll admit it, she's hot compared to my normal self

I guess y'all have or is dating some pretty hot girls to turn your nose up at megan fox just cos of some not so normal thumbs

do you guys stare at a girls thumb when you're doing her?

I inspect girls before I even do anything with them. If their pubic hair is longer than 2cm and their eye brows are a little crooked, the bitch might as well walk out of my apartment and then delete my number out of her phone. I expect perfection while I'm not jacking it to girls wearing a pound of make up, anything less than wont do.

i want to get a guitar and play this for julz, just cause.......no creep

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People are always hating on Andre 3000 when he's the most original dude.

I don't know, I'd never fight him. I've seen him whoop some guys though, he can handle himself.

I know he can do some damage with a belt LOL.

If her thumbs bothered me I'd just tell her to put gloves on.

If I smash any famous lady it's going to be Oprah, that way I can take all of her money.

I'm craving the Caribbean carnival, I can have Haitian food and Jamaican women at the same time.

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xposted from next level thread. I don't know why, but these videos really scare me.

Why are you scared of that handsome young man?

ssshhhhh

keep that on the down low...

LOL

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I love how every tanned asian girl with implants in socal calls themselves models. LOLZ

Correction; every girl that a "photographer" takes some pictures of says they're a model. I can't stand that shit. Some guy is hustling you so he can try to smash, you're not modeling.

i usually roll on a whim (i like to take maximum 5 minutes or so to roll). i don't want to be rolling for 30 minutes just to get a perfect joint.

Put the weed in the paper/blunt and then make both sides of the paper touch, kind of like you're folding it in half. While you're doing that keep your fingers over the part with the weed and roll the sides of the paper up and down until the weed becomes cylindrical, when it becomes cylindrical roll one side of the paper all the way down so that it kind of tucks over the weed, then roll it up.

That's the basics, work with it from there and you'll be rolling good joints without effort.

^Don't be stupid. Any ethnic group (minority or otherwise) is gonna get pissed at what they perceive as a blatant mockery of their ethnic background. There's your provocation blud.

Personally I don't think anyone would care about how he's dressed, unless he's wearing all blue or all red.

What happened? Give me the run down, it'll be an excellent for one of you to vex as well.

standard uk cwgs by the wonders of facebook.

The fake tans are strong with these ones.

I am guessing 1988.

Dude is Miami Viced up from his denim to his dentures, all day everyday.

I had a dream last night where Barack Obama and I got attacked by dogs while we were chilling on a playset. Fucking scary.

Dogs run fast, black people run faster.

if my roomate next year is black how can I win him over and become friends? what is the quickest way to earn respek?

Be yourself.

I aint gonna lie I still double take when I see a white guy with a black girl.

He's a lucky man. lol

yo black people stole biscuit knowledge from the white man

We took it and improved it.

LOL When Haitians say Jamaicans know every sex position by age 12, we're not lying. They're freaks. Those videos prove it haha.

So, is everybody born "Tarded" and as you grow up you become "un-tarded"....and then maybe something happens which re-tards you making you retarded?

I think their mind just doesn't progress as others would.

rainy day.

i need a phone call.

i need a woman.

i need a ham sandwich.

i need new jawnz.

You need a woman? Take your dog for a walk. haha

I love Popeyes, it's the only thing I regularly cheat on my diet with.

well, it looks like the new haircut is working. someone left this note on my windshield when i ran into the grocery store

i hope it was a girl

If someone leaves a picture of a dick on your window next, you know it was a guy who left the previous note.

i went out for tea with a friend the other night and she was telling me about her husband being in jail for being a drug mule

sometimes i wish my life was more interesting, but right now im so happy its dull

I bet right now they'd be happy to have your dull life haha.

dumb broad lol

That is just horrible.

I CAME

BRAZILIAN & JAPANESE EQUALS THIS

Good combination.

haha this shit should go in superawkward but i don't feel like searching

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i just met my coworkers 15 yr old daughter

it was like the dinner scene in lethal weapon, if u feel me

so that was awkward

then, we're standing in the hall talking and i notice the daughter is staring at the cargo pocket of my FUCKING BADASS BDU CUTOFFS (no wtaps)

it's hanging open, revealing the package of phillies i just bought to practice rolling tonite

um

At least she didn't giggle and tell you you're smoking on home grown.

after my last 3 year relationship im losing faith in the whole idea of genuine relationships, i fuckin loved that girl man.....LOVED HER. guess i'll just go back to a fuckmachine, i'll likely being buying booze and flirting with women tonight, all night

Nigerian mating call time.