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Billy.Barbados

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  1. i'm gonna try to make it short. i was (very) drunk and coming back home from a sorta lame party. i spotted a couple of girls (one of them is a black albino with a perfect body, the other is very pretty but fuckin dumb) trying to roll a joint, but they were pretty bad, so i helped. we talked a few minutes, i drank their wine smokin their joint, see.

    so i don't know how i did it but i managed to walk to this club. the the black girl started dancing with me, and after a while i ask her if she wants to go to the toilet with me, you know why. and when we where done i went downstairs and started dancing with her friend because she was prettier, and in the end she gave me a handjob.

    then we left the club, very early in the morning, it was rainy as fuck, i gave a fake number to the black albino, and kissed the pretty one, making the black girl very upset haha.

    and i was supposed to go home quick.......

    Dimes get the digits chicken heads get the wrong number!

  2. um i dont like it either.

    i think this pregnancy is making me not like ranch dressing. cause my salads dont taste the same :(

    ;):D

    Ranch is so bad, I think your child is just trying to protect itself from receiving nutrients from it.

  3. pokeball iphone case ordered!

    Did you say "I choose you!" as you ordered it?

    The other day this brother that's about 5'5" and 140 pounds came in with this huge white girl when she was getting her car serviced. I was talking to a friend of mine over in that building and heard the guy say "I know you're hungry, let's go get something to eat." to her once they got everything taken care of. I was laughing a little bit thinking that fool is mooching off of a fat girl, he noticed me and just smiled and gave me the nod. It's the funniest thing to ever happen at work.

  4. i bit the bullet and bought some makeup online from a company run by this chick whose blog ive been reading for like, 5 years. It was fairly expensive but i figured it was the norm with indie companies/wanted to support her etc, but now I am finding evidence all over the internet that this chick is a. crazy b. dishonest, repackaging basic mineral shadows as her own and c. a huge betch

    WHY DID I NOT FIND THIS OUT BEFORE SPENDING $50???!!!?!?!?!?!

    That's pretty weird. I guess crazy girl was suppressing information LOL.

  5. Low point: having to drive to Miami for thanksgiving. I haven't even slept yet, I'm about to leave in a minute and sleep when I get there.

    High point: seeing lots of my family, eating fine Haitian cuisine, seeing all my friends down in Miami, and being able to spend quality time with Haitian females.

  6. The thing is PBF doesn't use his jab much. Doesn't matter because his favorite punch is the sneaky lead right and Pac being a lefty will be open for that all night.

    The key is whether Pac can land consistently against PBF...I think the last 4 PBF opponents landed less than 20% of their punches against him.

    Anyway you look at it, it won't be an exciting fight. PBF will play it close to the vest, play defense and counter while Pac comes forward trying to land his straight left.

    Floyd doesn't use his jab much?

  7. It's not wild as it looks. His punches are all accurate in precise. He throws so many, it looks like that, but Pac's instincts....

    Pac didn't fight by gameplan against Cotto, that was all instinct, just slugged it out.

    No, Pac used all game plan with Cotto. Why do you think he calls Roach master now?

    Pac can fight but Floyd is a pure boxer, Floyd's jab will probably win him the fight.

  8. Good call --

    I left him a message asking for a ride from someone on crew...But if that can't happen, I dunno.

    I need to turn into a really shrewd and hardcore business person and start negotiating with people.

    So now at least I have learned a valuable lesson. :o

    I get the details all the time, I'm like a Haitian Donald Trump lol.

    The truth is that the person probably wanted you to say yes before you got all the details, that way it'd be hard for you to back out. People are scandalous like that. Just be honest with people and it'll save you from being in positions you don't want to be in.

  9. this guy i know is such a fucking idiot. his reasoning for everything is so stupid. he wants to get a tattoo with lines from a gaga song. "cause i totally know what she's saying! i want your love and i want your revenge! and it's going to be in french so no one HERE will know what it says." really? get out of here, YOU don't even know what the fuck it says. and he's so fucking annoying, whiney ass voice and such an attention whore.

    At least he's not going to get a tattoo about bluffin' with his muffin.

  10. korean women are hella shallow.

    the show's called chatting with beautiful women. it's normally a talk show about hot foreigners who chat in korean.

    for that one episode they got a bunch of hot native korean top college students.

    they turned out to be really stuck up bitchy brats that exemplifies the mindset of many korean woman. they're students but they carry around luxury handbags (lv, chanel, whatever) that they make their parents buy for them, even though they already pay for their living costs and tuition. they want to get married to handsome tall young men with lots of money and when asked why they said so i can live comfortably and happily without having to do a lot of work. when one of the foreigners said abroad many couples both work together to live comfortably, they took offense. two of the girls said they won't even look at men under 180cm. one of them called such men losers (which is now fucking korean slang for small guys)

    it's fucking retarded. in korea if you go anywhere decently nice for lunch it's overpopulated with young old women gossiping with their friends buying expensive lunches, carrying around their LV purses, while their husbands go work all day. and then they all fight over who's paying the bill.

    there's so much hypocrisy, vanity, and pretension it's stifling. money and nice things are nice to have, but they have little to do with happiness.

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    lulz. under the girl it says guys who are small are losers. underneath the picture it says the reason for the 2002 north korea south korea clash.jpg

    Kim Jong-Il probably pays people to slab those hos.

    South Korea sounds like the expensive parts of Miami.

  11. i take two 5g servings a day (monohydrate) and am doing it year round

    billy, what do u mean by saturate?

    I think some people call it loading, it just saturates your muscles with creatine. people will take large servings, i think greater than 20g, for a period of time then start cycling creatine.

  12. You can take creatine year round if you just take 5g a serving, only if you keep trying to saturate would it cause a problem. It's actually best to take creatine with beta alanine too, so stacking the two produces better results.

  13. Two Injury/Therapy questions for you meatheads.

    I have a busted up left wrist from skateboarding when I was younger. It was always intermittent but now when I put any real pressure on it, it hurts so much I have to stop the exercise (dips and even push-ups). If I do knuckle-ups the wrist is fine. Which leads me to...

    A fucked up left elbow. Ok, feel the gap in the elbow bones (no idea what they're called) that would normally rest against your body. In my left elbow there's a little bundle of something that kind of pops in and of the bones that doesn't happen with the right elbow. This keeps me from doing any sort of tricep focused exercise. When I do if feels like that mystery bundle gets trapped in the bones and hurts like hell.

    Does anyone know what the hell my problems are? They're basically making it impossible to do upper body workouts besides pull-ups. Would building up strength through those exercise bands help?

    You should probably see a doctor.

  14. I'm going on a date tonight with a girl who's 6'2". I'm still taller than her, but damn. 6'2"? She seemed kind of anxious to go out too, I think shorter guys are too intimidated to talk to her. She must be waiting on us tall, dark, and handsome brothers.

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