into the rain

where is a good place to invest 5k? (0)

yeah fucking spoiler tag that shit.

but anyway, great episode but not as much action as last one though. i like how the mythology is being slowly unveiled with each episode. really draws me into it, i guess.

if i were going to med school, then id totally be a gynecologist.

grace kelly

olivia hussey

but priests cant fuck

that is, unless you're an 8 year old boy.

boom.

timbs are short dudes' only hope

yo ohsnap stop listening to your mom man. moms are usually terrible at giving out any kind of advice.

sometimes i look into my closet, and i see all these clothes my mom and i bought together when i was like age 8-13. she used to tell me: wow that looks great on you honey!!! you look so cool!!!!

but you know what man, they all look like SHIT, PURE SHIT. i start feeling fucking used and violated, so i usually take a long, hot shower afterwards.

still love you though <3 mom.

no but seriously, you gotta stop that shit man. it's unhealthy.

Stopped by the news for the sample sale. It was shit, pure shit. Same as last year: racks and racks of cheap Monday and only shitty color CP shoes. You didn't miss out on anything.

honestly, i think someone like anthony bourdain has the best fucking job in the world. you travel everywhere and just eat awesome shit. okay, yeah, sometimes he has to eat deep-fried elk foreskin in Kazakhstan, put on a winning smile and say "mm mm tasty," but he has it good most of the time.

i find all rockstar games to be repetitive gta red dead

anyone here have experience with APC suits?

i wanna buy the dinner jacket but hesitant about quality and shit

only muscles that girls need to work out are deh pussy musclez.

if you get overall jacked like above it's just weird.

edit: but this is coming from a guy with a one-pack, so maybe im just jelly.

^Welcome Back To Reality

an official complaint is being filed at the SUPEREME COURT

not on shrooms

but sometimes when i smoke up i constantly feel like i just pissed my pants, and i keep checking if i did lol. really bothers me. it happens when i dont take a piss before smoking.

yo this shit is so meta

incompetent dude creates incompetent thread bitching about incompetence but he himself incompetently spells incompetence as incompentence damn

rub my ding dong on dem WASHBOARD ABS

D E N I E D

so i hear this saturday the 21st is supposed to be the end of the world or some shit.

if it's true, i will see you guys in hell.

i would cop from the ervell sale but fucking shipping is retarded

how is it 30 dollars

^cali too? been raining here in ny allllll week

just finished last paper/exam. done with college. shit.