into the rain

winning

mharcl: guys why am i such a bitchass?

people: [insert thoughtful advice]

mharcl: i understand that but im still a bitchass. why?

people: [insert post about why hes a bitchass]

mharcl: hm well that sounds right but why am i a bitchass?

wtf does he want?

how does one buy UK clarks? they have some colors that US stores dont carry, and i dont think UK stores ship internationally.

i enjoyed scorpion king lol

but then i was also in like 5th grade

look at them sleeve stacks

^lol doesnt he work for geller now?

im ready to take it deep. teach me how.

gfunkdocta, are you risking your life telling us this

there are way too many shitty films to be named, so i will just mention something more recent:

127 hours

my god that shit was boring. and i like danny boyle (prof pic). and when it comes to franco, i guess you can say im somewhere between hate and indifference.

and as for black swan, it was definitely an overrated film, but i dont think it deserves to be in anyone's all-time worst list.

franzen is the literary equivalent of arcade fire

and freedom is the suburbs.

i heard she fuckin sean penn now.

Super Future Jawnz Gang Kop Them All!!!

anyone feel like the faces on that poster are photoshopped onto it or something. looks very unnatural.

i hate it when people hold the door from me when im still like fucking 30 feet away from the door.

i mean, i appreciate the gesture, but fuck now im basically forced to run 30 feet to the door because you're waiting.

anyone try the formal pants? wondering how they are (fit/quality/sizing) before i make the purchase.

i know it's fashionable for most academics to make fun of fukuyama, but lately, with all the political revolutions in the middle-east, i cant help but feel that he is right in some way. interesting book though, even if you dont take him too seriously.

most of the compliments i give are purely perfunctory, so it doesnt really matter to me whether the other person returns it with a another meaningless compliment.

the notion that every single compliment you give has to be entirely sincere is just stupid. in most cases, apologies, expressions of gratitude, compliments, et cetera are just functional gestures that living and interacting with other people demands.

to be fair, most people arent exactly sincere when they just say thank you in response to a compliment received. it's another meaningless claim made to serve a particular social function. although there are certainly exceptions, i doubt anyone is genuinely grateful for compliments received in every day situations; but we still say "thanks" anyway.

i wouldnt get so serious and start talking about intentions and meanings in something that is generally mundane in its nature. just my 2 cents.

^then how should it be?

oh hey you look great today!

thanks, and you look like a pile of shit.

jesse eisenberg/michael cera are two dudes who will forever play the same role: geeky, unassuming teen with ASSBURGERS.

hate that fucking CWG favorite quote on facebook:

LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE

and on the other hand, i also hate that fucking Mad Men quote most douchebags have on their profile:

"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one."

fucking stupid.

in tunhol!!!!!!s haft to findthead

the motherfucker who insists that i watch some dumbass youtube video that he finds hilarious

fuck that dude.