Kregg

almostnice has been negging everybody, huh? I got on myself cause I said he should use the space bar.

^ and use the god damn space bar. It's only the biggest fucking key on the keyboard.

What happened to thread? I can't be that drunk..

pregnant status

Stop.

Period status.

cant find "who here is drunk"mpage =(

gotta dump my girl, she's nowhere near right for me.

I hope she's not a sobbing bitch about it.

"Yeah that's fine. As long as it comes in a nice box"

I would buy the FUCK out of these if they were the next size up. =|

Good luck mate

DYSON

10char

Wait, supreme makes basketball shoes?

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So one day, I was sitting on the packed-full 1 train, when this couple sits next to me. I'm just sitting there, absentminded, when I stretched out a little and repositioned myself more comfortably. I felt my hand hit something as I moved, but I figured it was just the seat. I payed the incident no mind, until I see the girl whisper something to the gentlemen she accompanied. The next thing I know, this dude is sitting next to me, staring, all up in my face. I'm getting nervous here, fiddling with the trenchcoat sitting on my lap, which I had no room in my bag for. When the train finally reaches my stop, I notice the man about to lunge at me in attack, so I quickly exited the car, releasing the contents of my bladder throughout my departure. Embarrassing, but I heard the fellow car travelers clapping at my brilliant escape.

I appreciate blue denim, and I appreciate blue shoes, but wearing them together looks off IMO. Save those kicks for shorts, maybe?

deaf, pale (irish), and I have no ass (pants fall)

tie over vest?

wft this is stupid

This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine

Drunk, yet kinda optimistic

"It could always be worse"

^upon further inspection, they seem to be pants of the camouflage variety.

I'm oversexed. I just jerked it and three drops came out.

Celebrity punchable face

I got so mad at someone tonight, I was at a loss for words, but we were still kinda yelling, when I just blurted out "SHUT YOUR FUCKING FUCK!"

Argument ended in confusion.

if you had bigger feet, I would have new shoes =/

^ but she's in a position to graciously accept a penis. her fault

gray on gray on gray

but i dig it

logo or not, I still refuse to use a white lighter.