Kregg

This bitch calls me while driving and eating, just to say whats up.

background noise + spewing food on her cell phone = idk wtf she said

yea ok RandR

fuck drunk texting.

damage control in the am

Punchable face too.

just found out this super nerdy coworker of mine sells candy. Should be a good birthday weekend.

dementia, Parkinson's, and Alzheimer's are all terrible things to witness through family members, especially when you reflect on times where it wasn't as bad. The better days.

deny deny deny

baizilla fit is dope as fuck

^ fuck, I missed the PSA for that. 80% off PS is dope.

To torrent or not to torrent

Yerp.

What are these? I love em

Yerp.

What are these? I love em

she came, she saw, she +repped

^ but at somepoint, it stops becoming entertaining and starts getting annoying.

bogie is the new Kodiak.

I'm tired of wearing (blue) jeans, I need some new pants. Slim fit, no cargos, good construction.

My biggest beef is your fucking (lack of) haircut

tomorrow: DUI trial. Wish me luck...

^too small of boobs to be her anyway

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lucky 13 for me?

Its a requirement that my pornos have good lighting. Is that too much to ask?

Some chick just called me gay because I said I didn't like her shoes as she was doing a striptease on webcam.

Those heels were tacky as fuck

Are those Margiela highs? <3

It was all a dream, I used to read word up magazine

Forever erected or never erected?