Orion

for someone everyone apparently dislikes, people seem to follow her quite a bit.

The only two people I have ever know who drank whole milk were my 94 year old great grandmother, and my 2 year old kid.

Hamburga- That's fucking ownage right there. The tribal shoulder tattoo is so perfect too. Good work. Fuck, I said it once, but this page is just killing it.

^ I can appreciate the thought process behind this.

Color combinations of:

Pink and black

Red and black

Black and white pinstripe

It seems like everything / everyone I hate in life utilizes these colors in some way.

This page is so full of win, I don't even know what to say...

A 70 something year old guy in full safari gear came in today, and was really, really angry we didntt carry these:

He told me I was "an idiot" for not knowing what "shoes with toes" were. Another customer had to fill me in on what the fuck he was talking about.

You should definitely never be too tired when shaving your balls. Maybe the worst combination ever.

THAT"S what's up.

Nah, we don't actually get all that many, I just post 'em here when something interesting happens. I've worked at other stores where it was a daily hassle, for me, it's every couple months some shit goes down. I'm trying to make it so word spreads it's not easy to lift from us, but I know it's gonna happen from time to time. Most shoplifters in our area are just so bad at it...

Nah, it's actually the other way around. If you detain them while in the store, they technically haven't "stolen" anything. When they leave, and you know 100% for sure they have something, you can escalate to whatever level you feel is necessary to get the item back or protect yourself. In the retailer's favor once they step outside.

Some dude just lifted some Naked and Famous jeans...grrrr. He had them on under his others and ran out the door across the parking lot. I chased that motherfucker full speed but his boy already had the car running. I don't think he expected me to come after him and he was tripping when he saw me running. I don't think they're coming back... Fuck though...I wouldda beat his ass.

And too all the haters.

Can I getta fuck you?

Sadly whatever I spend on you guys won't properly be able to appreciate it.

It's ok though cuz I buy it for myself.

I have no problem with someone being successful, and I have absolutely no problem with people spending their money on whatever they want, I was just raised with the belief that bragging about one's personal finances is really tacky. I don't know if you are looking for the recognition, or the applause for allegedly spending money, so I guess if that's what you need... I'm sure you have "friends" who will help you with that part.

the smell of surfboard resin / fiberglass.

trying to avoid looking at my bank balance till I work up the courage.

that would be pretty fun. There's so much I want to deep fry, never thought of mike & ike's though... I wanna try making those mac & cheese balls.

That one of the kid on the bike just swerving from side to side before he eats it...oh man, I remember that feeling. That video was pretty funny tho. The only one I cringed at was the baby jumping head first off the chair...

Neptune- I'm the 24th of Dec, no joke, but I'm not on Facebook. I did joke about starting one today...so maybe....

oh, I get it now, it has to do with the speed of assigning the words to each corresponding race. Ahhh...

I guess I have a strong automatic preference to light skinned people to dark, but I can't figure out how this thing is supposed to work. I only got one question wrong, and it was a negative word I assigned to a white woman, and every sequence was a positive word for a light skin person, and a negative word for a dark skin person, I was supposed to match them right? I'm gonna do it again.

I wonder if she'd be flattered or freaked out if she knew there was a tribute thread for her.

Oh dear God.

There, on the table, she spreads her legs and sure enough, the doc shoves the duckbill up in there, vices it open and there, up in her shit is a nest of fucking cockroach eggs, with mama cockroach feeding on the bitch's discarded blood and egg.

Yes…she had an infestation of the pussy

but serious guys? don't be wimps

Most of the times when I read your posts I feel like theres some inside joke I'm never a part of.

You all crazy, more of redhead in middle. Making the other broads look downright ugly.

Started off as a computer nerd...

Then turned into Alfalfa...