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Blicero

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  1. I would've been a great super rich kid... parents who plied me with gifts instead of love... a gnawing, unfillable emptiness in my soul counterbalanced by a $50 million trust fund... wondering if my "friends" only liked me for my rambling properties in Marbella, Nantucket and Sun Valley.

    Fuck my relatives who couldn't make this happen.

  2. the girl who sits across from me at work, cocks her head and looks at me, clearly hungover this morning.

    "sometimes I wonder if you ever do anything for this company."

    "thats not a very nice thing to say.

    but, yeah, me too."

    I fuck around online 7 hours a day at work. Sometimes more. I'd say I've averaged around 4 hours of actual work a week for the past 7-8 years.

    The day I first got the internet at work...they might as well have given me a tv and vodka. I never did anything again.

    Every time my phone rings, I expect it to be HR firing my ass for excessive surfing.

  3. No one knew anything. Seriously, getting information was impossible. You could have hour long arguments about what song lyrics actually were and never get any resolution.

    The height of information retrieval was the dewey decimal system and microfiche. And microfilm. There was some substantial difference between the two, I believe.

    Life was stupid before the internet.

  4. I can barely watch this clip. I feel like she's cutting into my very soul. This is like a composite of every rejection I've ever gotten in my life, encapsulated in 2 seconds.

    blair.gif

  5. i once had a dream i was an egyptian princess. i was running from the current pharoh because i possessed a piece of gold that could make one live longer and he wanted it but was tyrant and i guess i was hiding it from them.

    as i was hiding in between the many egyptians lined up, i was spotted and caught. they killed me by sticking a spear through the bottom of my chin into my brain. /dream

    the NEXT morning, sitting, i turn my face to talk to the kid next to me and he says:

    "WHOA, you just reminded me of an egyptian princess just then!"

    true story. i was freaked and may believe in reincarnation.

    Read Jung on synchronicity. That story is kind of textbook.

  6. I have this image... I'm newly dead and in some sort of afterlife. I'm meeting all the other dead souls, and I'm like "holy shit, you're Elvis."

    And Elvis responds with a faraway look in his eye "yes, I was Elvis once."

  7. hah, i eat hella apples. i was feeling too shitty that morning.. were you one of the guys wondering where opening ceremony was?

    Naw, I asked you if BIG was open though. I was going to ask about your "cool t, where'd you get it" to fuck around but I was too lazy.

    It's weird seeing major sufu figures in real life. you had the celebrity aura thing.

  8. I hate when I'm at a store and I can feel 3 sets of hipper than thou sales assistants eyes following my every move, judging me, arching their brows at the pieces I choose to touch, telegraphically gesturing to their coworkers their disdain...

    Happened at Acne this Saturday. Empty store, three SAs locked in to every fucken thing I did. So irritating.

    I also hate when these cool SAs are waiting for you to make a comment-any comment-that they can smirk at with their coworkers. I like to play it autistic neutral to deny them any pleasure.

  9. 1. People with inefficient walks. Like all their energy is radiating outwards, yet they have very little corresponding forward propulsion.

    2. People who complain about or mock chicks wearing slutty Halloween costumes. I seriously legitimately hate that.

  10. they simply forgave about 7k cause i stated that i'd never be able to catch up as i was 8 months late paying. they didn't erase principal but killed off a big load of interest.

    So, I just tried this with my student loan guy.

    He told me to pound it.

    "In the 17 years I've been here, I've never once heard of them doing that."

  11. ^yeah this morning. negotiated down my student loans this month too. 40k to 33k.

    Exactly how did you get your student loans reduced?

    Change the interest rate? Payment schedule? Deets please.

  12. Democrats are a flawed political party.

    Republicans are a crime syndicate masquerading as a political party.

    Bush campaigned as a moderate in 2000, as McCain is campaigning as a "maverick" in 2008.

    But I knew Bush wouldn't be a moderate and he wasn't. You can't loot and rape the entire nation for the benefit of the top 1/10th of 1% without also using wedge issues to keep the rest of the population from sticking your head on a pike. So you use fear (the gift of 9/11), homosexuality, religion, abortion, guns, etc to splinter the people and keep them from noticing they're being raped, hard.

    After these last 8 years anyone thinking of voting for any Republican is literally the same as a battered spouse going back to her husband. Insanity.

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