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Blicero

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  1. Hope that's korny enough for you.

    Not an ear of corn there. None. Just super hot girls (some paid) in World Cup regalia. How is that corny?

    This is fucking corny. I didn't put that much effort into finding something, but it's corny.

    Hot wild foreign girls partying at the World Cup aren't CORNY.

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  2. Fuck, I'm gonna get negraped, but I don't care.

    These. Chicks. Aren't. "Korny."

    Super hot girls are inherently not corny. Nothing they do is corny, by definition. They get a free pass.

    Further, getting all into the world cup with costumes n makeup n shit is ALSO NOT CORNY. It just isn't inherently corny at all.

    Nailing the essence of corniness is a subtle thing and 95% of these aren't corny. Being confused on the whole thing IS corny.

    Why not just call this "Hot World Cup Fans"? Or do you need the ironic distance of the "Korny" label to make you feel cooler?

    Yes, this annoys me.

    *prepares for negrapage*

  3. At least one of the following propositions is true: (1) the human species is very likely to go extinct before reaching a “posthuman” stage; (2) any posthuman civilization is extremely unlikely to run a significant number of simulations of their evolutionary history (or variations thereof); (3) we are almost certainly living in a computer simulation. It follows that the belief that there is a significant chance that we will one day become posthumans who run ancestor-simulations is false, unless we are currently living in a simulation.

  4. Thought I'd pseudo-revive the thread again- just picked up an Epiphone Casino (recent, not a 60's one). Love the P90's.

    What else did you try out before you got the Casino? Did you mess around with any 335s or anything else?

    I've been seriously considering a casino. i love semi hollow body guitars; have an ibanez artcore as73 but ready to step it up a little.

  5. ^^ god, misunderstanding what corny is is so fucking corny.

    that chick isn't remotely corny. 1 she's classically beautiful, 2 she's not doing anything with her face, hands or whatever that anyone could call corny and 3 that shirt is harmless.

    get it right.

  6. Out last weekend with my friend and this cute chick he knows. We're all drunk and she casually challenges me to an arm wrestling contest. I'm thinking this is corny ass bar shit, but whatevs, she wants to, so we arm wrestle.

    Chick fucking has me at a standstill for like 3 minutes as I'm doing my complete best to pin her. Utterly humiliating. I eventually win.

    I'm 6'3" 195. She's 5'5" and whatever cute skinny girls weigh.

    Jesus.

  7. i think it's a mixture of hardly eating, drinking lots of coffee and smoking a lot of cigarettes that made me feel terribly nauseous.

    that's a prescription for some serious dogshit breath.

  8. Standing in line at the deli, listening to a fat family of seven talk about how much they like 'fatty ham', ordering 'orange salad' that looked to be 90% Cool Whip, then trying to decide if they want to buy apples so they can 'CARmel them' was a real test of my fucking patience. I wanted to vomit all over them.

    Mom my hates fat people. She used to glare at fatties eating ice cream cones in public when I was a little kid.

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