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rockon99

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  1. I never asked to have U2 stuck in my head.

  2. death 2 gloopy bland food

    1. rafsemens

      rafsemens

      hey was ur phone ok after u dropped it in the water

  3. How do I not get duped by Comcast if I sign up for internet?

    1. landa

      landa

      hire a lawyer

  4. shewt new yob wowwwwwww

  5. "A manager who prefers to rule versus lead"

    1. Mr.Sander

      Mr.Sander

      shittiest kind of manager you'd ever seen, no better way to sink a business

  6. wishing i wasn't such a softie

    1. young thirsty
    2. rockon99

      rockon99

      im a monster 👶👶👶💦💦💦

  7. danggg Mahler 6 finale - such headbang

  8. just a lil pizza dad in a lil pizza world

    1. Kale Kohai

      Kale Kohai

      bow down 2 pizza senpai

    2. landa

      landa

      bout to put my arugula pizza in

  9. cool block party

  10. Bro-dozer with a huge lift and tow mirrors but no tow hitch?

  11. All I want for my birthday is a soul patch and some wrap around shades

  12. Why do people always veer left before making a right turn? Scandinavian flick? Or just fraid of curb?

    1. Hsin8

      Hsin8

      cause I always follow my dick first

    2. wahwho11

      wahwho11

      how else are you going to drift?

  13. grind kinda day

  14. Welcome to Eugene, where people take getting honked at as a personal threat.

  15. The Porsche 918 spyder has 887bhp.... and still manages to be a gas saver at 67mpg. My mind is blown. Take that, Prius..

  16. tek deth djunt-core groove based blackened thrash jazz experimental twelve-tone asymmetric psychological muzak supergroup

  17. Heard EPD is party patrollin this weekend, be careful.

  18. ha that's not an ale, that's a stout

  19. dropped my phone in a puddle while at work today.. bag of rice trick, check. we'll see how well it worked tomorrow..

    1. cdglove

      cdglove

      I hear rice works on and off. did it work 4 u?

    2. SSchadenfreude

      SSchadenfreude

      If u offer decent rice not uncle ben's then there a good chance that the Asian elves will cum and fix yr phone

    3. rockon99

      rockon99

      phone is fiine!

  20. Eats alphabet soup, chokes on the D.-one of the best Bad Luck Brian pics i've seen lately

    1. rafsemens

      rafsemens

      that's a pretty good meme

  21. lol calf implants

  22. wishing i didn't buy a 130bcd crankset. need more teef

  23. Google says it's supposed to be 93 on Thursday.

  24. my ipod needs a new hdd :c

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