mrchariybrown

I don't care if someone's a vegan or not. it's their choice and they're missing out. also, more cows for me.

but one thing that confuses me is when people call themselves "vegans" when they drink alcohol products that aren't vegan-friendly (most are made with animal byproducts).

this is fine in my circles of friends since all the vegans I know are straight-edge.

but one time a friend brought out of her friends to hang out with us. we were drinking and she mentioned she was vegan. I would've let it slide but it was the way she told me she was vegan. my nachos came out (covered in cheese and chicken). I offered her some and she said "ew, that's gross. I don't want any of that. I'm VEGAN." too bad she had to sound like a cunt because she was cute.

time to be an asshole. most beers these days are actually vegan-friendly. but I lucked out. she was drinking the ONLY beer on tap that wasn't vegan.

so I said "hey, must be nice that most beers are vegan-friendly, right?"

sounding like she didn't know that some weren't, she said "oh, yeah.. definitely"

then I said "so.. how is that troegs mad elf?"

"awesome, you got it too?"

"yeah. I love the cherries. but my favorite is the HONEY."

eyes wide open, put her cup down, and ran to the bathroom and puked.

short version - I don't care if someone's vegan. but I like making hot bitchy girls feel like shit.

dude in the background knows what's up

OP made me laugh pretty hard +rep

i'd pay more bux to see jj and ss hug for 2 hours

I would gladly add to the pot for this.

would pay double if I could wedge myself in between /creep

having to gain weight for my competition is tough. sorry ethiopia.

dem curves

yeah tweeds, that looks good. get a side profile shot next time if you can. just curious as to how looks from a different angle.

the former. I could never get into that neither because it was, indeed, more gay than not in my eyes.

I have a friend who looks very much like johnny depp. I'll hook you up (0)

^ YES, I knew I was forgetting someone.

paul rudd gets an invite too.

because they all have pretty eyes...

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I want to get in a hot tub with the following men:

- ryan gosling

- ryan reynolds

- daniel craig

- chris evans

- jake gyllenhaal

real name nets actual pictures of me..

but if I don't change google's autocorrect function for my name..

If your ass was clean enough for her to lick, then her mouth is clean enough to kiss any time afterward.

my ass is clean..

I run a taco through my asscheeks.

I give you said taco.

you eat it.

I tell you what the taco and I did.

you're completely fine?

thinking about heading up again on the weekend of the 6th or 13th to do it up proper.

bumpmppppppppp

margiela sold.

what happens in the elevator, stays in the elevator.

trapped in the elevator pt. 2, coming soon.

bummed we did not touch dicks. will happen sooner than later.

scott, and I'm going to be bringing a dude friend and maybe two lady friends.

I'll be bringing up a case at the very least. hope you have enough fridge/cooler space.

be there around 2ish <3

so is the park thing nixed and now turned into a rooftop thing?

second round interviews for a job at an AM Best A++ rated insurance company this week.

good news sans 9-5 office job -> first world problems

OC pants' price dropped

price dropssss

you know I'll be there. I might be with a few of my good friends if it ain't a bother.