fads

got an m8 a while ago too, sick phone. mostly pleased with home screen (lock screen is same), this was the closest i could get to what i wanted with zooper

you have instagram now? browse it openly?

renewed fantasy league again. for the newcomers invite code is 2768106-570365

fantasy.premierleague.com

another esl flashback

so in 99 when i was young n new to Amerca i had the leisure of playing connect 4s n talking about my American experience w esl lady. we discussed many topics despite the severe poverty of my english language. one day she asked about what cartoons i liked to watch n of course i was weird n thought 'doug' was cool so i told her that but because of aforementioned poverty of my english language i said my favorite was 'dung' which i knew was wrong right after i said it from reading her facial expression (the esl lady)

^ humblebrag about italy is all

suggestion for inevitable 'selfies' in sufu ig: hold up a small green tip placard that says superfuture or something

the blades dont even point in the right direction

what do you mean by this?

i want a paris saint germain jersey

Merci Nené !

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the country of sweden does this

https://twitter.com/sweden

why not superfuture

https://twitter.com/superfuture

what

i know you meant you were actually imagining him boning but u stealth edited...

the colombian jester woman was winking at me

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acted on a shower epiphany n booked my parents roundtrip tix to korea n japan w mileage i got from working

then checked my balance again n somehow i got more mileage

Why the fuck don't you make your own mayo instead of buying shit stuff?

if people end up making their own shit all the time who will save the economy?? dummie

im a b- student of life pretending to be a b+ student of life life

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i was esl (surprise surprise) elementary school student. in chorus class this one girl had a really fat butt n one day i pulled the chair on her bc i thought it would cushion her fall. didnt get caught (we were singing rockin robin)

excuse me ma'am are u wearing sambas???

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/27/opinion/sunday/the-feast-of-pain.html?_r=0

scenario: iPhones

outfit:

- supreme bogo

I call your ISP and cancel your internet. I double tap the home button for email and report you to the IC3 for wackness.

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uberx drivers who drive like grandmas n know shitless about navigation in the city they WORK 

reading these student posts make me feel awkward

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