Head Ninja In Charge

I'll give you a hundred for the Red Wings.

FTB looks like "asian frat boy thats attending a state college" in that pic

More like "asian frat boy thats about to shoot up a state college."

God damn, this new layout fucking sucks.

Free shipping?

Fit is garbage. But it's nice to see a girl post a pic on superfuture where it doesn't look like she just got done listening to a Nick Drake album or is about to bite my dick off. Or both. Smiling girls FTW.

^I copped a DS with tags Supreme Joy Division tee at Buffalo Exchange about a year ago for $16. Flipped it to sufu'er Felix for a buck twenty-five.

So which one of you fuckers actually lives in Houston?

Best Asian food, period, no questions asked is: Tan Tan in Bellaire. Second place is any restaurant in Bellaire. The street signs are in another language for crying out loud. Mai's is okay, but it's more of the place where Affliction/Ed Hardy-wearing douchebags and their plastic girlfriends go after they get out of some Midtown bar.

Best Greek food, probably best food joint, period: Niko Niko's in Montrose.

As far as a meet-up track, any body that suggests anything other than these two songs doesn't live in or has never been to Houston:

There's a two or three block stretch on Westheimer between Hazard and Montrose which has a Buffalo Exchange, Taxi Taxi, American Apparel, and some other independent stores. Those could be up your alley.

Go to Aquarium downtown. It's like Disneyworld - but better.

They cut the national anthem short when Phelps was on the podium. Also the beginning was out of sync.

I don't get how they can get 15,000 Chinamen to dance in unison for three hours straight the night before, but they can't play a CD correctly when the goddamn president is in attendance.

Tough as fuck.

7 1/4 is too big? You must have a small head. Ol' Dilbert lookin' ass nigga. That is a mighty fine hat though.

Sean, you must be a bitch... Oh wait, you are. Nevermind.

Actually, I can ollie over 5-6 decks. Probably kickflip/heelflip 3.

This nigga is corny as fuck.

There is absolutely no place for this type of filth. Negative rep for you, sir.

It just doesn't look right. The way it all hangs (or doesn't hang rather), the cuts and the fact that it looks like the whole outfit was bought 5 minutes prior to taking the picture.

My titanium track bike; still waiting on a spicer Ti Fork, but pretty good other than that. I'm running velocity deep V rear laced to phil wood high flange, I have a velocity aero laced to phil wood, but the recent 35% off ebay coupon gifted me a hed 3 for fun =P

The front half of your bike is too much for the back half. It's like the El Camino of fixies. Still not a fan of sloping top tubes, no hate.

the topless guy has the kinda look that sayz... i will suk ur cock for free..

More like "I just sucked cock for free."

I'm typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!!

Finally, someone has been able to articulate a level of anger a superfuturian like myself can understand. Blessed is the man who can summon a Faulkner-like ability, nay, dare I say proficiency to describe how men of taste express their disdain with these peasants and their lack of appreciation - a lack of appreciation that even a dog would possess to acknowledge his master's task of caretaking, a lack of appreciation that even a beggar would would swallow upon the presence of royalty.

It is truly rare that we come across a statement that better exemplifies the lengths and depths of hurt and pain that result from such shocking disrespect. The type of hurt and pain that can cause a man to destroy what is most important to him - what defines him. To me, Kanye West's frustation which provoked thoughts of ending his MacBook Air is comparable to the anger displayed by Moses when he thrust down the Ten Commandments upon witnessing the savagery of Israelites.

Saw The Roots at Warehouse a few nights ago. Everything at Warehouse, layout, bar, restrooms, location (next to Lucky's), cleanliness, etc. is better than all the other venues in town, except of course for the most important thing, acoustics.

I heard Neko Case sing there (with NP) last last year. I thought the mic and speakers were going to melt or explode. Inexcusable for such a nice place.

How about that Garnett post-game interview? For about three seconds, I honestly thought he was about to whip out his Johnson because he was so high off the W. That ninja was wildin'.

Any interview where you scream out a variation of your sneaker slogan, hit on Michelle Tafoya, send a shout-out to everybody from your old neighborhood and drop a couple of F-bombs on live television needs to be immortalized.

Do not buy from M0JOSKICKS.

I bought some Goldenrods from him a few months ago. He sent them to the wrong address. The package was returned to sender. Now he has my shoes and my money. Hasn't responded to my PM's since April 2008. Fuck him.

We understand the importance of indivduality, when it comes to fashion.

How the fuck is it that every single one of those corny motherfuckers look like they picked out their clothes from the same 50% off sales rack.

Them ninjas whole styles is chump.

junglejane... lemme see your fit pics.

I weep for the (super)future.

Then there was the beef fallout after Nas and Jay. When Bow Wow and 3LW started banging on wax, shit had gotten a little too real.