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DrMoBueno

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  1. i'm selling my deadstock quality sz 30 sexih01.

    http://www.selfedge.com/shop/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=71&products_id=206

    i have worn these for less than 30 minutes indoors, in 10 minute increments, over the course of 9 months. the sad truth has finally sunk in, due to soccer i will never be able to get my thighs in these awesome jeans.

    as much as i'd like to keep them, knowing i will never wear them tells me i should send them to a good home

    in all likelihood, this is your last chance to get your hands on denim history. the first selfedge collab, in raw, deadstock shape. perhaps even the last in the world...

    i will ship your sexih01 priority with tracking for

    *sniff, sniff*

    soldsoldsoldsold

    make an offer, if you must, but don't insult me. i have friends, we will neg you, and we will make it hurt. i want to sell, the first to meet my price will have these shortly. not interested in trades.

    here are some warm-up [iphone quality] pix, more to come, feel free to make requests...

    IMG_0007.jpg

    IMG_0009-1.jpg

    IMG_0008.jpg

  2. once, i had to take a huge dump in a mall in santa monica. with my girlfriend in tow. and my countdown had begun.

    i ended up in the macy's restroom. no lock, not a surprise. no stall for the toilet, big surprise.

    after a couple seconds desperate deliberation, i dropped my drawers and my payload in record time. i was sure someone would walk in and see me in my squat...

    didn't happen.

    unfortunately, because of the rush, i ended up suffering through phantom shit pains the rest of the day.

    on a side note, i witnessed a teenage homeless girl taking a shit in public. broad daylight. it was berkeley, i'm sure it has happened to everyone there.

    momentary eye contact, total immersion in shame for both of us, we both skedaddled.

    she was kinda cute for a homeless public shitter.

  3. http://www.ocatv.com/shows/show/276

    Who came out to be part of a live taping for "Important Things with Demitri Martin" in San Francisco?!?!?!?!?

    I was at the 5:30 show time and aside from waiting in line for a good hour, the show was awesome. Great material, previews of recordings of new skits, and I got hit in the face by a flying t-shirt during a give away. YEAA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IbhWG2LLAA

    dood who finds demitri martin funny

    absorbing giveaway shirt money shot?

    my one laugh all night

    30 minute bukkake, i suffer my first hearty tack

  4. the "body like a coke bottle" thing is like a conceptual mobius strip

    the coke bottle was modeled after the female form

    now we are comparing a woman's body to something that is modeled after it?

    makes my brain sizzle

    fo shizzle mah dizzle

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