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Fucking sunburn. Went to the beach yesterday and got completely owned by the sun. I need to remember to put on sunscreen before getting drunk, because when I'm drunk I don't really give a shit.

I did this today, sat outside for an hour or so reading before I went into work, had a drink or two, didn't think anything of it. now I'm red as a mofo, and because of the angle I was sitting, one side of my chest is a little lighter than the other because of the shadows. Only started really showing an hour ago, fuck.

it said san antonio. jesus, if i had kids like that i would not be able to resist the urge to beat them.

since Hang the DJ doesn't seem to be around... button the fuck up.

And stop scratching at your balls.

someone suggest me good workout songs

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fix your tie, and roll or hem the jeans, they're sitting really awkwardly on your shoes.

people who started their fireworks tonight before it was fully dark. fuck you, don't use the "kids have to go to bed early" shit, it's the long weekend! hop those bastards up on sugar.

i needed to use my remote for the little tv in my room last night to adjust the brightness. when i finally found it i realized it needed batteries since it's been unused for 6 years. and then it dawned on me that i haven't actually needed the usual aa/aaa batteries for anything for a long time. hate having to rely on them.

ran into the guy who dated my ex's twin sister for 6 years today. i heard through the ex that they split up back in january, but didn't really know why. he's talking to me, catching up on random stuff, and then he just got quiet and told me how she dumped him on the night of their anniversary, as they were driving to the dinner reservation.

...i didn't really know what to say to that.

it got better afterwards, and i'll probably go grab a beer with him this week, but ouch.

the yellow crayon's got 'em as big as her head

:-o

Robert Geller denim | sz 48 | $69.99 starting bid

CLOAK | sz small | $250 starting bid | free shipping

weird that he would relist for $380. fuck.

Two Margiela joints for good prices. I wish I could just grab the blue leather right now:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Maison-Martin-Margiela-14-Deep-Blue-Leather-Jacket-RARE-/220607634158?cmd=ViewItem&pt=US_CSA_MC_Outerwear&hash=item335d3d5aee

http://cgi.ebay.com/MARTIN-MARGIELA-10-MENS-JACKET-/230474252976?cmd=ViewItem&pt=Men_s_Clothing&hash=item35a95602b0

happy beerday crissy!

ugh, first purchase asap is a ceiling fan. last night was way too humid and it's not even proper summer yet. stupid new house.

community's finale was good, if predictable.

back to not really watching tv until mad men returns.

http://www.worldwideweb.com/

it's like a time machine.

Daughter/mother lol wut (from facebook)

jesus. draw a line down the middle and label before/after.

hit the daughter now while the sweater meat still looks like that, though.

i have this urgent and ever growing need to clothesline every rollerblader i see

i witnessed a guy trip a rollerblader who was bombing down a path by the beach in hamilton a few years ago. he probably got a good 15-20 feet of air before kissing pavement.

they were going as fast as they possibly could, dodging around families and little kids who were just enjoying a nice day. they deserved it. some people gasped, i failed to hold back laughter.

mostly new stuff mixed with summer staples:

sleigh bells - treats

national - high violet

lcd soundsystem - this is happening

broken social scene - you forgot it in people

secret machines - 10 silver drops

^^^^^^ fucking love that game but only ever played it on a demo disc, have tried to find it everywhere (even sorting through retro game shops in Tokyo) and nothing! Where can i find it and/or do you wanna sell?

I found it a few years after the PS2 came out, randomly at an EB Games. They kept used PS1 games and I guess somebody had traded it in.

Best chance is eBay, though I have no idea how much it might be these days. I had to pay $50 to get a good copy of Castlevania SOTN.

My mom said something about me wearing tight pants. It felt really awkward but I was also stoned. Any one else's family ever uncomfortably comment on how you dress?

I came home this weekend with the raf metallic high tops from a few seasons ago in a bag (thanks rocky!). before I left for the family bbq on Sunday, my dad and his wife saw the shoes, and had told me I better not wear them because they didn't want to have to explain to the family that they had no idea I had turned gay either.

I just realized this today and needed to add to my list; girls with nice nails. Not just the healthy bit; there's certain shapes of nails that just weird me out. ones that look almost completely circular, but are also pretty flat, not curving back down on both sides.

so uh, basically...

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“Technically, I’m selling my virginity for money,†a 21-year-old woman named Veronica told the paper.

“Technically, that would be classified as prostitution."

someone's facebook status last week mentioned some girl being on a talk show auctioning off her virginity, related? they mentioned that she kept saying she was "empowering women" by doing it.

oh dear.

Korean I was with a few months ago was high maintenance and crazy. She spoiled me rotten when she was good, though. Her mom also loved her dating white guys. So uh... ymmv.

I sure do miss homemade korean food.

a friend and i filled a gym teacher's waterbottle with vinegar one april fools. since it was those gatorade style caps he had no idea until he squirted it. amazingly we didn't get in too much shit.

same friend and i also had the usual childhood rivalry with this girl in the neighbourhood. i remember playing baseball with him and she rode by on her bike and said something to us. i threw a tennis ball at her bike, and 30min later her mom came over and literally dragged both of us over to apologize. when our moms freaked out over us disappearing, we lied and said the ball had been hit off the bat and it was a freak connection with the bike. they went over and proceeded to get into a screaming match with the other mom in the middle of the street in broad daylight. to this day i've never told my mom that i lied

I went to a family bbq yesterday, it was my dad's side and the first time we've all got together in probably a decade or longer. he's the second youngest of 7 kids, and him and my mom waited until fairly late to have me and my sister, so all of my cousins bar 2 are well older than me. anyways, I didn't realize how much I missed all of them and how important good family time can be. 2 of my cousins just had babies too, and despite my dislike for kids and not ever wanting them... damn these little bundles of cuteness. Getting drunk with family during perfect weather, chowing down on some burgers, and just talking about hilarious old times made me far happier than I expected. Family is so different when you're old enough to actually take part in all the convos.

poutigly at poutini's = best.

http://vimeo.com/7809605

don't know how to embed vimeo, but this is awesome. Video is entirely CGI.