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Anton

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  1. yo what you thuns know about dry shampoo

    Echoepidiamonds asked me to post this shit. Fuck the Hair Products thread so here it is MASS.

    Dry shampoo takes the oil out of your hair without getting it wet. It's for days you don't shower/shampoo you're hair. I just got some, it works, it's an interesting effect.

    Lemme gives you a bottle quote:

    "Based on nettle extract,which controls the appearance of oil produced by sebaceous glands, natural polysaccharides, micronised powders with a very powerful oil-absorbing capacity, and cyclodextrins, this dry shampoo absorbs excess sebum and allows you to wash hair[ with liquid shampoo less often] in the case of greasy or very greasy hair. The hair regains volume and lightness in just [a few] minutes. Hypoallergenic"

    So, I fucking used it on my greasy ass hair, then I brushed it (with a comb, cause if I had a brush... shit) out and then my hair was less shiny, and had more volume. Feels good too, none of that "too clean" shit.

  2. Facepalm? srs

    In girl world:

    Prom. It's serious business.

    Fucking liar, getting someone for prom in boyworld [- nohomo] is more serious buisness than girls is.

    Steps the.

    2. say: "Hay probably femal person, do you happen to know what my jeans be died with ancient madder die."

    1. before response, utter: "Have prom date been asked of you?"

    4. say: "I want not serious girl/boy prom, you go with me and we blow off if when gay becomes it."

    ♀.saaay: "Do can we play mario pikatchy bowling on my nintendo, numchik, it vibrates."

    Or do what I did for diamonds.

    1. Hey, wanna both take girls to prom then meet in washroom for night of loud screaming anal and 'make-outs'?

    2. High-five.

  3. Could you please take a lot more pictures, maybe with some money/cards in them (asuming you use one, the pic of yours could be good). These pictures of them lying flat make it really hard to understand what's going on and where the money goes for the long wallets (I assume it's in the center thing or something weird?

  4. Kneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees suck. My condolences to your bike and to your crotch for their limited contact with eachother.

    Also that movie be whacked. A high wheel and a velocipede are the same thing I always thought.

    Being off your bike a bit can be helpful to your game tho, look at Lance Armstrong.

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