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  1. Was chillin ova by the sk8 park wit a bunch of my straight bros the other day. We was guzzlin 40's nd stoned to ova 4:20. I was checkin the hott sk8ter sagger on the other side, tryin to be discrete since my bros thinks im straight. I then spot this hottie, who was saggin low, liftin his shirt showin off his killer low double sag with polo undies, bballs, baggy jeans, a wife beater and his sexxy sk8 sneaks. I was gettin rock hard... I was watchin more as he was playin on his board wit his sk8 bros, doing a bunch of flips, grinds, nd shit off the launch ramp...He was a total hottie nd my boxerz was startin to tent. I was all thugged out, baggy jeans saggin low, showin off my swag, bballs, undies nd my jersey. Also had on my hoodie and dc's. I then looked ova nd he is starin at me. Gots me harder. I then decided I needed to piss bad and maybe relieve the tension in my boxerz so I got up. my bros is all like, "dude where u goin?"" I says, "To take a piss Yo!" I then walked down back behind the stadium. I had my shirt lifted up, sag on full show nd was jus finishin up, semi hard cock still out. I then turns around nd who is standin there starin but the hott sk8ter sagger MC! He says, "YO, nice sag u gots there", I said, "Thanx Yo! u inta dat?" He then replied, "Yeah I is, gets me so turnt." I then came back, "Yo, me too." I said, "wat u up too?" He said, "nuttin, jus goin for a walk in the woods to smoke a J, maybe go for a swim to cool. You want to cum?..." one thing leads to another...and this is where the vid starts... End up walkin in the woods, come across a puddle, start making out, playing in the puddle, Cock sucking, getting totally soakin wet and then we get a hott money shot out of the new model MC! This vid will make u nut if not twice.

     

     

    lmao

  2. interesting to hear mixed reviews on Firewatch. Will probably still give it a shot as I don't mind games that focus more on narrative and world-building than tight gameplay (my all-time fav game is MGS2) and the gameplay trailer last year looked like something i would enjoy even though its just walk forwards and press the button to do the thing

  3. yea this sounds like a low effort thing is fine

     

    but really its more about you, what do you want to do? just do that. its ok to have some drinks and hook up, its also ok to want to get to know her more, do whichever suits you and see if she wants that also, if not whatever move on. 

     

    b urself!!!~~~

  4. alright lets move on to real talk; got a tinder date with an 18yr old, a terrible idea?

     

    besides, whats the best date u been on/what did you plan or do?

     

    yea pretty bad idea, i did some of this a while ago and having to put up with a young girls insecurities is very draining no matter how soft her skin is. i'm mid 20s now and probably wouldn't be interested in dating a girl more than 2-3 years younger than me.

     

    for date ideas i don't really like meeting at a restaurant/bar/coffee place first thing, its much nicer to do some kind of activity first. if theres some art thing you want to go to  then sure, but normal stuff is fine also, it really doesn't matter too much. ive had good dates at an aquarium, going ice skating, all kinds of stuff i wouldnt be interested in doing on my own. its just nice if the conversation slows down a bit and you can say "hey look at that cool fish over there" or whatever.

     

    if youve been talking to her on tinder for a few days then probably you already know a few things that she likes so just pick one of those that youre also ok with and propose that, if she wants to do something else she'll tell you and that's also fine.

     

    and about getting into relationships from tinder yeah sure why not, obviously the app isnt really built for that but once you meet up and youre talking to someone in person what's the difference? i met my current girl irl, one before that on tinder, i don't see how it's any different. 

  5. ^^^ gravity's rainbow - incredibly dense fiction based on the central metaphor of the parabolic arc of a V2 rocket, set in the european theater of WWII. encyclopedia like coverage of everything from polymer chemistry to obscure opera references. well worth the effort

    great book for sure but its the only one that ive started multiple times and never managed to finish, i dont think ive read a more difficult book, maybe The Recognitions by William Gaddis gets close but either way gravity's rainbow is one of the few books where i'd say you have to be a heavy reader to be able to get anything out of it. But to anyone who likes Infinite Jest, I'd advise to read this and see a similar idea be done way better, decades earlier.

     

    Im about to give up on zero history, william gibsons second book in his second trilogy, despite the denim and fashion themes. Its just not for me.

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    zero history is the third book in the third trilogy and probably the best one out of that trilogy. biggest flaw is the ending but gibson hasn't written a good ending in his life so whatever

     

    pattern recognition (book 1) is also great, spook country (book 2) is pretty bad and you dont miss much by skipping it and heading straight for the third book imo, there are some recurring characters but nothing terribly important

    i think idoru is the best book for getting started with gibson, neuromancer almost feels like a parody now thanks to how often it has been copied, and the blue ant trilogy isn't really scifi the way his other work is

  6. ^ are u in high school?

     

     

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    great comedy, not up there with master & margarita or anything but very good in its own way, i read the kindle version so not sure which translation that is or if there even is more than one.

     

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    dont read this, theres nothing to be learned in it and reading it feels like a chore. i thought she would be an interesting person with a lot of interesting life experiences and a lot of knowledge about the fashion industry but certainly none of that is in this book. best part about this is her sketches/drawings that are on a lot of the pages

     

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    just started this, been on my list for a long time, i havent heard of this translator before but a friend recommended this version and its good so far, definitely more of a modern translation in spirit than a literal one but i tend to prefer that as im not all that into reading footnotes about russian word play

  7. Night ops, Street Fighter IV tournament n jokkis of Sapporo

     

     

    Mad Hectic SAS cap (navy)

    Slinky Optics nakano (brown lense)

    Jensen tall pocket tee (tan)

    w)taps belt  (no vis)

    w)taps key clip

    Masterpiece brand denim (grey)

    Nike Air Force I '02 gum sole

    w)taps x Porter DELTA with ALICE gen II sling mod

    w)taps x Porter WIPE (no vis)

    w)taps x Porter PEP (no vis)

    w)taps windbreaker (no vis)

    how is it 2016 and youre uploading 100x180 pixel photos that look like they were taken with a sony mavica with the floppy disk 

  8. Fuji cameras are more fun to shoot with because of the fun manual controls and nice build quality of everything, Sony's lens selection is somewhat lackluster, and Sony have pretty much abandoned their non-full frame systems. The A6000 is probably the more "reasonable" choice nonethelss, but I have a soft spot for Fuji. Also any reason why you're not considering one of the earlier Olympus OM-D models?

  9. i disagree on going to a bar and trying to pick up hot women if your self-esteem sucks.

    you might have it together, but confidence and building up respect for yourself with what you can do (hobbies, work, etc) are going to do a shitload more for your self-respect than getting rejected one after another by women. 

     

    but ymmv. 

     

    i agree w this

    you cant fake being in a good place in life, and once you get there relationships etc just kind of happen on their own

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