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A little girl walks into her mother showering and sees her mums vagina. Confused she asks her mum, 'Mummy, whats that?' Her mum smiles at her and says 'its a vagina'. The little girl then asks, 'when will i get one?' The mother replies 'when you grow older my dear'.
The next day the little girl walks into her father showering and see his penis. 'Whats that?' she asks her dad. 'Why its a penis' her father replies. 'When will i get one' asks the little girl. The father smiles and says
'As soon as your mum leaves'
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i just realized van she are gonna be supporting bloc party in nov when they come.. best suprise ever.
though im kinda used to hearing the breakbot remix of kelly :/
man is a genius.
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modular dropped the setlist for their nevereverland fest..
was planning on being in tokyo on the 14th, gonna have to change flights now
fukk. id go just for klaxons
http://www.inthemix.com.au/news/aust/40175/NeverEverLand_lineup_lands
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shittt
i just watched 'sleepers' on tv again. pitt, de niro, hoffman.
the part where the narrator tells de niro (the priest) bout what happened at juvy.. that gets me. i want to kill that mofucka kevin bacon
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^yes.. buff.
5'6"
155
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whats the word for e in japanese?
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i usually do 2 panadol before i sleep, 2 panadol + 1 berroca when i wake up.
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grow..in what sense.
im 170cm, growth spurt stopped when i was like 16 mayn.
ive slowed my speed to 12km/h, any more then 35 mins on the treadmill and i start getting itchy, body is strong, mind is weak.
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im trying to get super ripped before summer, so i figured it be a case of doing high reps and lots of cardio? i love running, do 7kms twice a week, but i find my thighs are freaking monsta and want to slim them down too.
any advice?
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anyone know about nightlife in nagano,
gonna posibly be working at a ski resort in tsugaike.
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anyone know anything about shit in nagano besides the ski resorts? like clubs and stuff? place cant be that dead.
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definitely... soulwax and vanshe killed it.. dizzee ended with dance with me, and it started raining during his last track.
dope. then massive scrum to catch the end of 2manydjs haha
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the high during soulwax yesterday.
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did anyone head to parklife yest?
best day everz.
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today + tonight was best weather ever.
au revoir winter.
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university of melbourne,
commerce degree. i hate finance, marketing, accounting and management.
what the fuck do i major in, why the fuck am i doing this degree.
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yo melbournians,
do any of you know of some really cheap accomodation for 3 people around ny time?
want to book soon so we'll get a cheaper rate...
emphasis on really cheap.. ha
cheers!
Aparently you can get sperrys at a place on smith street? Try that or maybe rivers? They only boat shoes I would wear would be all black.whats this place? ive just been using shoebuy.com for bahamas.. not bad, about $80 shipped.
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in syd atm,
is there anything good to do tomorrow?
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Salvation army is a mad dude yo.
first time i met thmm, they let me crash in their studio cos i was so wasted
+2 e props
yeah you see i dunno bout that.
salvation army not so open to them asian folk.
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homies pete is a mad dude yo.
first time i met him, he let me crash in his studio cos i was so wasted
+2 e props
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spring fashion week is pretty weak, all melbourne is pretty weak in general.
buy ticket -> go show -> go afterparty
they all look shit though.
scored a free ticket to james cameron on friday, thats bout it.
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i have no idea who you are though...
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just caught planet bboy today, twas good... catching the whackness on sat, only heard good reviews so far.
i is also have mad rips in my crotch area, where do i go for repair?
pandemonium.. i am going to the school tomorrow.. lol.
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arent you like 15
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australia :: melbourne :: shopping
in superjetset
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check out fashion keyboard on fridays at escobar
you sound like your after hipster streetparty ish no?