jlow

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looooool so i just got home

i was fucking this vietnamese beezy, her psycho drug dealer ex-bf pops over for a visit, clocks me in the face, i smash him and let him go, he looks up at me and tells me im fucked and hes going to get a knife and runs into the house, so i bail.

it is good because the sex was good, i won the fight, and following punch in the face i feel alive again. thanks for the punch in the face

the end.

ps. dont fuck with vietnamese girls.

i used the couchsurfing website once to hook up some accomodation in yokohama. thought staying with a half finnish/jap chick would be hella fun, which wasnt really, it was just hella awkward. had dinner, chatted about her love of suicidal death metal, slept in her bed and peaced as soon as i could.

im buying a macbook pro from this hopeless girl, she uninstalled osx and just has windows xp running on it.

shes giving me all the cds and everything, whats the best plan of attack to reformat the computer and get snow leopard up and running? i do want to get rid of the xp partition.

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dear djrajio

cant seem to get this girl in bed, i think shes heard too many stories about me and the persona i send across probably just confirms that, thinking of changing to sincere nice guy to seem "legit".

thoughts?

ive never given a fuck about daul kim but damn shes got some nice tittays

i have a friend who was always just a friend but now she got jaw surgery and im.. going... in.

i feel bad though.

yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah

unwanted gift as i already have 2 watches that function fine.

brand new, even comes with the plastic protector on the watch face

retails for $550AUD, looking for $350AUD

ha!

i only have one issue with women: that i cant find one i wanna wife that matches my unobtainable standards.

look rajio, i aint gonna deny that you dont have a sick du internet persona, but most of this stuff you writing is downright elementary. this aint a reflection on you, but on sf.

which just comes down to one thing in my opinion: experience (and the intelligence to learn from said experience).

so im guessing most of the guys here have minimal experience with girls.

everything we know, we learnt through experience.

superfuture, you can pretend to take all the advice rajio is telling you over the internet, but you gotta get out there.. bad experiences are just as good as.. good ones. it'll make you stronger, make you nonchalant

you ask a girl for her number and she goes 'i have a boyfriend' youd be like 'thats not what i asked you'.. you'll learn how to react bettter in potentially bad situations. how to disarm girls.

when do you wanna be a sua-vay motherfucker, sometimes a little bit of self-deprecation is good, what persona you take depends on the girl, is she older/younger, does she look friendly/hot bitch?

what raj is telling you hes learnt himself.

if you aint out there getting numbers, hitting up girls in person.. who you gonna apply this stuff too?

this one girl who you're fantasizing over right now? checking for her texts? replying her straight away?

stop overanalyzing mayn.

how do you push away a girl?

you fall in love with her.

its a really.. noble(?) thing what you're doing rajio. respect to your patience.

to the dude who wrote an essay about the girl who he doesnt know whether is messing with him or not?

you wrote the essay.. you lose.

general rule of thumb.

1. stop overanalyzing

2. wait an hour before you reply her texts

3. if she flakes, you had something better to do anyway

4. you always have something better to do

5. you always have someone better to do it with

6. just say hi

picking up in a club = get your dick grinded, maybe you fucked her if you dont get gatekeepered, her friend gatekeeper her but you get her number, % of her replying your interest = minimal / she wont remember you / shes actually dog-a-log

VS

picking up on the street, you're both straight, she WILL remember you, u can do it.

u can be datguy too!

pz.

the cluelessness of most of you guys asking questions in here is un-fucking-believable.

went to a mates place, smoked up, watched ufc 100 (stupid australian delayed broadcast), shared a family bucket of kfc...

great day comes to an end, and yet i feel mad guilty that i didnt do any more vac work applications..

blows.

blah

i cant stop watching 시간

that is all.

what exercises do you guys do for your obliques?

Semi-turbo.

db

different strokes fer different folks,

id call her twin-turbo, but thats just me

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the fact that tiffany and jessica speak english only reconfirm my desire to rape them first, and then the other 7.

haw haw haw

Dear Jana Mason from Apple,

What sort of "Education Financial Grant" requires a student to make $25,000 an annum.

That is all, have a nice day.

Thanks but no thanks,

J

this one has no shame

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boom boom pow

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totes need translations on gotanda and deli-heru

yeah you know shes down

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this is pretty dope by japanese porn standards

http://www.tube8.com/asian/hatuka-mei/103857/