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I dunno if musicians and/or obviously rich dudes should count in this thread.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1282618/Bin-chavs-Lotto-lout-Michael-Carroll-set-return-old-job-blowing-9-7m-win.html

next level idiot?

I think this guy actually did better than most other lotto winners who make the news. Took him almost a decade to blow 20 million and he obviously enjoyed it.

Also sleeping with hookers for over 8 years only cost around 100k pounds? That's like a summer for Charlie Sheen or Spitzer.

I feel like if you add up this thread sufu hates pretty much everyone.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug?

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Most of us got a verticle drop instead of a nose bridge so frames without protruding nosepads tend to fit like crap.

MIA fucking sucks dude.

I feel like my main problem towards MIA is that she throws all this militant shit around and then married the richest, whitest dude she knew.

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I think the bucks sized differently depending on which model you got. I got dirty bucks and imho they're a good whole size large. You can prob size down 1.5 if you're going to wear them sockless.

if american apparel actually released a hardcore porno starring some of its models, i would definitely buy it and watch it

ideally it would be packaged with tri-blend or whatever cum rag

AA hardcore porn/lookbook vid. This shit definitely already exists in Don's private stash somewhere. He just needs to take it mainstream.

What blows my mind is that pic was taken in Times Square.

I think Whiz hit more NYC spots than I have and I work there.

Aren't there tons of actresses/models who are also strung out on drugs but still manage to look their age? How the fuck does LL look so haggard already? It's like whoever is selling her meth is also punching her in the face.

Hand my first experience with Girl Scout cookies today. I bought a box and my first thought was "these are some of the shittiest cookies I've ever had." Then I googled it and found out I bought a wack flavor and apparently only like 3 out of all the varieties are considered good. $3.50 for a pretty tiny box man the girl scout organization is on that hustle.

Return of the queeeeeeeeeen.

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Awesome. Love James Jean's work, comic and otherwise.

my girl sent me a link to herself dancing on lastnightsparty.com. Okay...good?

So she be showing nipple? Link?

When I went back to China during the Olympics I noticed a huge trend in everyone owning dogs I thought "fuck there's gonna be mad homeless dogs soon." My mom just went back for the World Expo and called me to say there's lots of homeless dogs wandering the streets now begging/trying to find food and it's super fucking sad. They're all those domesticated tiny ass breeds too that prob can't survive on their own too.

Fucking asians. If you don't really want to commit to a dog don't get a fucking dog just because your neighbor got one. Shit ain't a purse or a phone.

Cheap ass Chinese salons trying to get me to pay cash. You take credit cards, you have the fucking Visa/MC logo taped up in the window so don't hassle me about having cash whenever I try to pay with a card. If you want to dodge fees/taxes that badly then throw in a 10% cash discount like the fucking restaurants do. Also fuck you for giving me the shit eye when my girl doesn't want to buy $400 hair treatment sessions.

I was watching Jeopardy when all of a sudden

I'm trying to hear Alex trebek read this in my head and I can't.

Moscot new Titanium lines looks great but prices are rape compared to their regular line.

Moscot new Titanium lines looks great but prices are rape compared to their regular line.

Those chicks must be on a diet because that is one weak ass looking cake.

I don't think it is that big. Just opening day/new store with internet hype. Also if Russia is anything like China those malls are filled with stores that the average citizen has almost no chance of affording. Being able to buy some shit at Uniqlo is prob a nice change.

Got new glasses after losing my old ones years ago:

How much are these in Korea?

When I watch those PS videos I keep on wondering like damn can I use content fill to edit out bathing suits and the program would use some math algorithm to put a nipple in the right place.

Yea this is the hard hitting shit I really want my tax dollars to be tackling so this fool can get his name in the paper.