keri

getting a bitch fired.

breaking a face.

looking into someone's eyes as you both come simultaneously

emo.... nuff said

i like the saturday one

hahaha...i remember those pantolones.....

yes, like at a strip club (with a super corny name, haha)

So keri would have gotten kicked off the cheerleading squad because the football coach saw her at work shaking her stuffs.

i get plenty of exercise at work...

yes... yes i did..... i eat them non stop.

did u order a pizza?

(I WAOULD NORMALLY SAY "DID U GET XXXXXTRA SAUSAGE????"BUT DDML WOULD GIVE ME MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION)

i actually just ordered some spicy chicken pieces and breadsticks. and extra hot sauce for my breadsticks, mmmmmmm

waking up next to some one and seeing the smile in their eyes

when you turn and your back cracks all the way down

when they dont stop even when you're saying please

how soft my hair is first thing in the morning

zipping up that perfectly adjusted corset

I just had a small heart attack.

I was sitting here, minding my own business reading superfuture... when all the sudden upon my door I heard the cop knock.

So I am wondering what I could have done to get this (maybe it was the selling crack to 7 year olds).... and I open the door and there stands the pizza guy.

^Me thinks chubby girls by far

i've gotta learn not to open it around my little brother......

^I like yours the most - they have the super crotch fade....

I dont remember when i became a super junkie......

spandex underwear shoot really far across the room

there are 3

I'm a big fan of the white accessory... Black is always nice, but white for watches and belts and such is just a little different and on the right person looks awesome...

I think I'm into a guy who's married... who's into me.... I feel like a home wrecker (tho the home was wrecked before me mind you..... it just makes it super weird when someone still lives with their spouse when they are separated...)

I'm a red head

pickles are only for the cool feb 12 people... not for any of those other lousy 12s

analog and i are b day buddies too!!!!! dd is in with us as well!!!

really, so is my little bro's

and no, i'm eating it, but it is just really juicy, so i'm sucking out the juice first.

changing mine....

-fantastic sex

-coke

-red phosphorous

-hydro

-jaegermiester