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keri

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  1. did u order a pizza?

    (I WAOULD NORMALLY SAY "DID U GET XXXXXTRA SAUSAGE????"BUT DDML WOULD GIVE ME MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION)

    i actually just ordered some spicy chicken pieces and breadsticks. and extra hot sauce for my breadsticks, mmmmmmm


  2. waking up next to some one and seeing the smile in their eyes

    when you turn and your back cracks all the way down

    when they dont stop even when you're saying please

    how soft my hair is first thing in the morning

    zipping up that perfectly adjusted corset


  3. I just had a small heart attack.

    I was sitting here, minding my own business reading superfuture... when all the sudden upon my door I heard the cop knock.

    So I am wondering what I could have done to get this (maybe it was the selling crack to 7 year olds).... and I open the door and there stands the pizza guy.


  4. I think I'm into a guy who's married... who's into me.... I feel like a home wrecker (tho the home was wrecked before me mind you..... it just makes it super weird when someone still lives with their spouse when they are separated...)

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