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JesseJB

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  1. To me personally the monogram craze hit backlash status a couple years ago. I see monogrammed handbags and I assume the owner is anything but wealthy. The opposite of what they want me to believe is true about them. Isnt it ironic?

  2. nice tits.

    What tits?!? am I blind?

    Plus I have a black penguin polo thats fitting like that now. Ive never washed it (It smells fine so who gives a shit right) But Ive only worn it like 9 times. Thats it..fuck polos.

  3. This ditzy, rich girl comes up to me

    "Are those new?" "Yup" "What kind of jeans are they?" "Nudies.. swedish brand" "Cool, how much did they cost?" "Around $200" "Oh.. why didn't you get Sevens?" "I didn't really want Sevens" *looks at them a little closer* "Oh, you should've bought Sevens" and walks away.

    That pissed me off just reading that!

    "Its just the internet..its just the internet..breaaathe..breathe...."

  4. Theyve always felt like paper to me. It feels cool. And its a decent ring/ring denim...and of course by decent I mean "rips at the top part of the back pocket and tears all the way down over a 10 day period". Good thing I got em at the Rack for $50.

  5. No one ever asks about mine. But my friends know Im into it and usually just give me shit for spending over $50 on jeans and that they paid $30 for theirs. If theyre girls, they will tell me how they spent $300 on their jeans. And that they want some Victoria Beckhams really bad. Which will spark a reply of "oh yeah?" from me. If theyre hot I'll add "...what do the back of your jeans look like?"

  6. Tom Waits is the new Bob Dylan.

    Audrey Hepburn is the new Marilyn Monroe.

    Darfur is the new Tibet.

    The North Face is the new Helly Hansen.

    Scotch is the new Wine.

    Ballard is the new Capitol Hill.

    Gamers are the new Honda tuners.

    Hyphy is the new crunk.

    Saying you listen to vintage country music is the new saying you listen to 80's metal.

    Urban Outfitters is the new Abercrombie.

    Plain tees are the new vintage print tees.

  7. Solicitors on the street trying to get your attention by saying "hey whats up dude?!" and they have name tags and carry clip boards and walk towards you...so you know what its about...and you go "naww man" and they say something along the lines of "dont you want to save a childs life today!?" or "Hey man do you like basketball?!?!" Youll be like "naww man Im in a hurry" and they start talking shit after you walk by. Then theres another one like 10 feet ahead...and you just want to pick his scronny ass up and throw him in the next piss-soaked alley... Ive resorted to making sure Im always on my cell phone on certain city blocks during rush hour.

  8. How'd you go about the drying process? DId you wear them or hang 'em?

    I unclipped a couple of shower curtain rings and hooked them through 2 of the belt loops and let them hang dry on the shower rod overnight. Thats the only way Ill do it.

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