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#1 scoki

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Posted 30 July 2008 - 04:45 AM

I'm awkward and do awkward things. What do you do that makes you feel awkward?

- sidewalk tangos
- those moments after short conversations that kind of go on and no one knows what to say and the conversation is basically over but no one can find a good way to end it correctly or leave
- small talk about the weather
- accidentally bumping into someone REALLY awkwardly
- freudian slips
-eye contact in the public restroom
-reading a word over and over until the word doesn't look like it's spelled correctly

AWKWARD awk ward a wk war d awkw arda wkward
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 04:46 AM

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Posted 30 July 2008 - 04:47 AM

reading threads like this make me feel awkward
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#4 TransparentCranium

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Posted 30 July 2008 - 04:48 AM

Making threads is the cool thing to do. Just ask Clopek.
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 04:48 AM

word recognition msishap is called jamais vu
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#6 tac0tron

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Posted 30 July 2008 - 05:00 AM

Parties are awkward for me.
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 05:02 AM

libraries.
i've never felt more uncomfortable and awkward than in the uni library.
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 07:37 AM

When you are looking straight at someone, and they say "hi" and you think they are talking to you, and you respond "hey", but then you realize they were talking to the person behind you. Just fuckin happened to me 20 minutes ago.
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 07:43 AM

ghost talkin to people on their bluetooth fucking blooowws
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 07:43 AM

When you try to be smooth and open the door for a girl and then you have to push not pull and it ends up taking approximately 1.6 seconds longer than it should have.
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 07:58 AM

I'm awkwardly nice to people in a terribly dated 50's sort of gee golly way.
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 08:00 AM

When you are looking straight at someone, and they say "hi" and you think they are talking to you, and you respond "hey", but then you realize they were talking to the person behind you. Just fuckin happened to me 20 minutes ago.

I really hate it when that happens! Happened to me yesterday, so fucking awkward.
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 08:06 AM

hooking up with the girl down the hall. then waiting for the elevator the morning after, when she comes out of her door and also waits for it for about five minutes.

after we said "hi" it was dead silent.
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 08:10 AM

i want it to be winter i want to wear a sweater
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 08:25 AM

yo everyone has awkward moments but i think i am just an awkward person overall so sad too bad
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 08:29 AM

Stinking in the underarms and keeping the arms closed but it gets sweaty and the sweat seeps through and you can see it and it's even worse.
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 08:53 AM

When I take white people to an Asian restaurant and a dog runs out of the kitchen.
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 09:02 AM

I can associate with several of the above.

salary and rasta fo sho
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 09:05 AM

Hey scoki, you go to MHS?
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 09:10 AM

When everyone is telling stories about how drunk they were and you mention the time you shit yourself at a wedding and no one can relate.
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 09:11 AM

your roomates parents finding your porn stash that is mostly bbw type shit and booty shaking videos. strangers talking about suicide and depression is a akward one too.
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 09:15 AM

When your mom finds your skeet wrapped up in napkins and comes to the family room asking all of us if it was ours.
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 09:19 AM

hhahahahaha you noobs.
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 09:21 AM

strangers talking about suicide and depression is a akward one too.


had to deal with this once, talked him out of it.
was really the worst 2hrs of my life.
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 09:29 AM

i hung out with mrip one time and it was awkward. it was supposed to be more of a meetup but we were the only two who showed up
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 09:32 AM

also, getting boners (the ones that just spring out of nowhere, akin to morning wood) in class and then having to stand up for some reason.
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 09:33 AM

putting a dude on my myspace top1 after one date.

i REALLY want to try this, but havent had the balls to do so.
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 09:41 AM

salaryman, did you really shit yourself at a wedding?!
because that'd be awesome, as long as it didn't happen to me.
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 09:58 AM

A few months ago for my birthday I told all of my friends that i didnt want them doing any shit for me. However, on my birthday a couple friends called and said they wanted to hang out and get some dinner so I said sure why not. While i'm walking there I call a different, random friend and start continuing our conversation that we had been having earlier how i wanted to wreck this girl we both knew. While on the phone I walk into the restaurant while I am saying "yeah stephanie is a slut but god next time i have the chance i ma have to wreck..." and right there the girl was with my friends who originally called along with about 15 other friends. Needless to say, the "surprise" was delayed. Long story but just really awkward.

Edit: Forgot to include my happy ending. We hooked up at some party a couple months later. Don't think she remembers what we did though, so still awkward.
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 10:30 AM

this has happened a few times..with different customers where they'd come in and i'd greet them--make small talk and then introduce myself.

they give me this look and go:

"I know, you helped me buy this purse the last time i was here"

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it sometimes happens w/people i've gone to school with too..but i didn't forget them i just never met them--i never know what to say.

i'm just socially awkward :|
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