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scoki

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I'm awkward and do awkward things. What do you do that makes you feel awkward?

- sidewalk tangos

- those moments after short conversations that kind of go on and no one knows what to say and the conversation is basically over but no one can find a good way to end it correctly or leave

- small talk about the weather

- accidentally bumping into someone REALLY awkwardly

- freudian slips

-eye contact in the public restroom

-reading a word over and over until the word doesn't look like it's spelled correctly

AWKWARD awk ward a wk war d awkw arda wkward

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When you are looking straight at someone, and they say "hi" and you think they are talking to you, and you respond "hey", but then you realize they were talking to the person behind you. Just fuckin happened to me 20 minutes ago.
I really hate it when that happens! Happened to me yesterday, so fucking awkward.
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A few months ago for my birthday I told all of my friends that i didnt want them doing any shit for me. However, on my birthday a couple friends called and said they wanted to hang out and get some dinner so I said sure why not. While i'm walking there I call a different, random friend and start continuing our conversation that we had been having earlier how i wanted to wreck this girl we both knew. While on the phone I walk into the restaurant while I am saying "yeah stephanie is a slut but god next time i have the chance i ma have to wreck..." and right there the girl was with my friends who originally called along with about 15 other friends. Needless to say, the "surprise" was delayed. Long story but just really awkward.

Edit: Forgot to include my happy ending. We hooked up at some party a couple months later. Don't think she remembers what we did though, so still awkward.

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this has happened a few times..with different customers where they'd come in and i'd greet them--make small talk and then introduce myself.

they give me this look and go:

"I know, you helped me buy this purse the last time i was here"

x___________________x

it sometimes happens w/people i've gone to school with too..but i didn't forget them i just never met them--i never know what to say.

i'm just socially awkward :|

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When your mom finds your skeet wrapped up in napkins and comes to the family room asking all of us if it was ours.

during one of my temporary trips home our twice weekly housecleaner told me there was glue all over my toilet. i aint much into arts and crafts...

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