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some straight ignant shit on the freestyle tip

got bitches fighting bitches just to sit on my dick

got stacks in the safe motherfucking trina thick

fuck being the ruler, im a fucking yardstick

move coke likea sprinter, i tell ya slims mad quick

an i dont know shit, call me mr braindead

get good head, leave motherfuckers dead

got model chicks queued up, im mad screwd up

under your skin like the vein you use to shoot up

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im on that 45rpm

robokoppin carpe diem

mothafuckas in the midwest

cant handle my ann d vest

assymetric blazer

shits sharper than a razor

steppin out in dem lavin jawns

cold snow all over the fuckin lawn

i feel taller'n fuckin jeepster

in my jil sander brothel creepers

university niggas in dey fuckin north face fleeces

get out my face fore i iron y'out like khoipan's creases

crab ass niggas dont think im real

till they get a face fulla rick owens heel

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so i was chillin with some homies, just one of those days

passin round that dutch, stuffin it with haze

when one motherfucker turns to me and says

"man, this shit is wack, we aint do nothin but blaze"

well i responded"yes my son, we're blazin this blunt

and if you don't like it, you can take a punt

straight to the balls, like a proper wanker, and if you don't feel it now

you'll feel it later."

so he shut right up, and we kept on puffin

just one of those days, just doin nothin.

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u b buyin wack shit

thinkin you're legit

nah nigga, you best quit

you may think your shit b hot

trust me, it not.

bettah stop,

or nigga you gon get got.

trip to japan

thinkin you da man

haha one less finger on dat hand

come down my street?

nigga best bring your heat

cause i'll str8 down you like a bourbon neat

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fool, you know...you goto like teriyaki restaurants and they got those katsu shit...like chicken teriyaki but deep fried and you dip it in katsu sauce...

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katsu don...watever

^that pic aint katsudon. it just b katsu teishoku.

tonkatsu ain't even chicken. it b swine.

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wrote this rhyme quick and dirty

checked the thread early

mad suprised to find jmatsu's over 30

time to say goodnight your old ass turns in early

you and robi in the bathtub like bert and ernie

id shit on you again but you arent even fucking worthy

choke on a fat dick

dont ever type that wack shit

your rhymestyle is geriatric

unnatural like plastic

talking like your hard but youre just a dick thats flaccid

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why spagetti

that shit was mighty petty

my style's sick

like your dick

meeting my machete

sorry imma beginner

your moms said so after i did her

she said you were much better

cause you fucked her in her shitter

sperm in her anus

shit was mad heinus

nigga you gud lookin like "famous"

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wow son

did u really make a joke about my mother?

that shit makes me wish that your dad had worn a rubber

jokes about incest

what makes you think that shit is fresh

grab your knife and slit your neck

or your throat

start to choke

never shoulda came with styles so broke

cant come back, there is no hope

hope to god you learned your lesson

weak ass bitches, never stressin

microphones, always blessin

all i need is words to kill, you can keep your fuckin weapons

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nigga in the head you just all wrong

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"freestyle?" ha shit took mad long

like your clothes your style b wack

murder u like the pearl harbor attack

read my posts

nigga step the fuck back

u just mad cause yo mom aint in superfap

do big drink just like your fat belly

goddamn yo moms puss b smelly

pee on her like r. kelly

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wow son

did u really make a joke about my mother?

that shit makes me wish that your dad had worn a rubber

jokes about incest

what makes you think that shit is fresh

grab your knife and slit your neck

or your throat

start to choke

never shoulda came with styles so broke

cant come back, there is no hope

hope to god you learned your lesson

weak ass bitches, never stressin

microphones, always blessin

all i need is words to kill, you can keep your fuckin weapons

neck and throat?

not much difference

just like doo doo

and spagetti's appearance.

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man the past few posts were absolute shit to me

both ya'll moms shoulda got hysterectomies

your rhymes make me think you're dickless, no need for vasectomy

i'm back to win again mafuckas, YAHTZEE!

both your styles weak like faded apcs

me... i don't even wait in line at the DMV

but it's cool, you guys keep battlin it out, rhymin like hicks from tennesse

while i just kick back, sippin on my green tea

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you live your life on superfuture

8000 posts? now who's the loser?

done.

u done?

cause nigga i've just begun

kinda like your moms

in missionary position

kill all your kin

yo momma's rectum

is what i piss in

know "dogeza?"

nigga, learn and begin

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man the past few posts were absolute shit to me

both ya'll moms shoulda got hysterectomies

your rhymes make me think you're dickless, no need for vasectomy

i'm back to win again mafuckas, YAHTZEE!

both your styles weak like faded apcs

me... i don't even wait in line at the DMV

but it's cool, you guys keep battlin it out, rhymin like hicks from tennesse

while i just kick back, sippin on my green tea

yo

frute swag

yo

you sound like you need a colonoscopy

your liplock is grid-locked

my spin on philosophy

if I abide by your lies my life is lost to me

i don't often see an MC that make me vent

but what I represent I do to the fullest extent

and what I invent makes you crumble

that's why I intend to stay humble yeah yeah...

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artificalsky, i don't mean to brag

but i'm really that official, not like matsu's frute swagz

now you're tryin to bomb on me with philosophy?

man that shit's played, been done by every great mc

just get off my dick or pay the license fee

or you can learn what it's like to be an amputee

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artificalsky, i don't mean to brag

but i'm really that official, not like matsu's frute swagz

now you're tryin to bomb on me with philosophy?

man that shit's played, been done by every great mc

just get off my dick or pay the license fee

or you can learn what it's like to be an amputee

nigga u catholic?

well say your hail marys

your rhymes stink like dingleberries

neg rep 1-2-3-4 you know the score

pimp slap you like the whore

your mother bore

that b your sister

sorry that you miss her?

when my nuts done

i will dismiss her

back 2 you

but full of my goo

her shit is wrecked

boo fuckin hoo

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ahahha this dudes really got me laughin

your posts stink worse than the gas that i'm passin

i'm twisted, at church i drop acid

try to fondle nuns then wonder why the fuck my dicks flaccid

i can keep goin, this shit's fun like a passion

like that b.son hoodie, son you're outta fashion

edit: boooo just saw that. twas fun.

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oh shit

i spit

on your bitches clit

and the d didnt fit

so i made that shit fit

and she loved the dick

like sufu loves hedi

i cant smoke with you

your weed too seedy

your too needy

you cant see me

ima call you stevie

your style undeveloped like a premie

rappin like ziti

hehehe

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bitch you aint shit, fuck you trick

open your mouth and ill split your lip

fuck what you heard, im a fucking killer

got aids injected bullets just to make my shots iller

fuck a razor bitch, i keep a gat in my mouth

a fucking abrhams tank in the back of my house

i got 6 cruise missles on order from osama

and im the fucking coke connect for hil and obama

on some presidental shit, finger on the button

got a secret service plan to kill joe budden

got fidel castro hitting me on my pager

a pager? yeah bitch, and a shark with a lazer

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