Halloween Ideas

[Thorns]

Well I'm currently searching for good halloween costume ideas. Every year my horrible drunken little insensitive buddies and I have a 'most offensive halloween costume' constest. Basically we dress eachother up as shit thats just plain in bad taste and throw a seven keg/jello shots/and jungle juice rager. Whoever makes the most people mad wins. Last year I won with my hurricane katrina surviver costume idea (my microwave and some brown face paint put it over the top). Other former winners include a couple years ago when The Passion came out one of us was Jesus on the Cross which included an almost life-size (massive) wooden cross and a lot of blood and beer. I can't think of any really good world tragedies to shamelessly exploit this year. Any good ideas?

I apologize if anyone is offended... but thats the point.

[darkanimal]

Dress as Oprah, shes a walking tragedy!

[digital_denim]

amish child killer?

[1995chardx]

be one of the Iron Chef, the japanese ones that is ha!

[damnIam]

How about stingray man.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

true religions, a & f diagonal-striped long-sleeve shirt, birkenstocks + socks = deeply offensive

[englandmj7]

true religions, a & f diagonal-striped long-sleeve shirt, birkenstocks + socks = deeply offensive

Um, dude? What about the pucca-shell necklace? A must-have accessory.

[cheapmuthafukr]

ok... get a baby doll... one that looks real... and attach it to the front of a thong, so it looks like youre fucking the baby. wear that around... maybe some fake blood running down your legs.

guaranteed offensive.

[Thorns]

Haha I like where your heads at! Keep it up.

[damnIam]

ok... get a baby doll... one that looks real... and attach it to the front of a thong, so it looks like youre fucking the baby. wear that around... maybe some fake blood running down your legs.

guaranteed offensive.

Dressed like a priest...now that'll get talking.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

ooooh. dress like the pope. on fire.

no WWIII.

[tweeds]

How about stingray man.

get your best friend to be croc-hunter-man.

no hate

[Salad]

Get a Yankees jersey (Lidle, of course) and burn it up a little bit. Too soon? Yeah, probably.

No Yankee hater here. I wanted to see the A's vs. Yanks. Just think if the Yankee's had won? He would have been playing in Oakland instead of flying into million dollar apartments. Damn.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

why don't you be a dripping cunt?

no offense

[thelion1856]

wolverine,

nelly (rapper)

or

50 cent

or

Mr "Bling"

[englandmj7]

Zombie Steve Irwin?

[thelion1856]

i got my outfit. Me & My buddy are going as BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN. i found their exact same clothing they are wearing through the 1st part of the movie. Found the wrangler denim shirt with logo and the other dude's cahartt jacket and both their hats and have the boots already.

i'm gonna wear my sammies though. good excuse to wear denim.

[Chicken]

[herpsky]

i have some partay to attend

and i aint go no costume

all i need is a casette playa shirt and zebra print april 77

argh

[chub rock]

this is probably way toooo offensive...but im going out as: RICK OWEN'S WIFE:

[Larry Bird]

go as john mark carr.

[Guest]

halloween party at work tonight, going as the trident splash ads guy

aka speedo ... yea

[yuljo]

i scanned a nickel, printed it out 2 feet in diameter and wore it on my back.

I was the worst canadian band and sudbury, ontario at the same time.

[broneck]

if you were beligerant falling down drunk also, then it would add to the sudbury-ness

[yuljo]

yes I was (10 char)

[broneck]

bumping this because it's in trash which is inherently better.

[U MAD]

black hitler

[broneck]

i really wanted to go as the mayor of imagination land, but too much work.

[youkinorn2]

this is my costume:

cat butt

[the_state]

i'm gonna try to scrap together a Rorschach costume. not sure where i'll find the white scarf.