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#1801 freecat

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 09:10 PM

a few days ago, me and a girl I've been seeing for a few weeks were having a discussion on art. She wanted to look up a particular Manet painting on my computer, so she comes and sits on my lap (I'm sitting at my computer desk). I'm not really paying attention, either messing with my phone or feeling up on her or something, Then I hear her say "oooh your search history, I see you've been looking at my FB pictures and what is youjizz.com, huh?" Upon hearing this, I think of all the things I looked at earlier that day: porn sites, stalking her Facebook pictures, dudes in fashionable clothing, etc. I do a reflex bear hug on her and tackle her to the floor. She then says: What?! are you into some weird shit like child porno or something?? I said "NO! definitely not! I'm just a private person." I held her there awkwardly for like 2 or 3 minutes because I didn't know what to do and was embarrassed for reacting the way I did.

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Edited by freecat, 20 April 2012 - 09:25 PM.

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#1802 Augustus

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 09:34 PM

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Posted 21 April 2012 - 12:34 AM

i stopped reading at youjizz

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#1804 mrip

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Posted 21 April 2012 - 12:37 AM

getting caught looking at clothes is worse than looking at porn
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Posted 21 April 2012 - 01:30 PM

You totally should have framed the conversation to porn in art history.
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Posted 21 April 2012 - 09:47 PM

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Told the female cashier at In n Out that "I liked everything animal style" while at the same exact moment something flew into my right eye so it looked like I winked at her. She hands me my receipt with a look of disgust on her face. Now she thinks I'm a sex pervert.
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Posted 22 April 2012 - 03:45 PM

^ that happened to me too but not at the same level of awkward.. . at an old job in a camera store an older couple were looking at some canon i had something catch in my eye. i winked directly at her just as i handed her my business card after writing some numbers on it saying some generic sales line to the tune of ' come see me'.

were it a younger couple maybe the husband would have done something besides leave quickly.

i think that this couple felt more awkward than me though.
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Posted 23 April 2012 - 02:15 PM

a few days ago, me and a girl I've been seeing for a few weeks were having a discussion on art. She wanted to look up a particular Manet painting on my computer, so she comes and sits on my lap (I'm sitting at my computer desk). I'm not really paying attention, either messing with my phone or feeling up on her or something, Then I hear her say "oooh your search history, I see you've been looking at my FB pictures and what is youjizz.com, huh?" Upon hearing this, I think of all the things I looked at earlier that day: porn sites, stalking her Facebook pictures, dudes in fashionable clothing, etc. I do a reflex bear hug on her and tackle her to the floor. She then says: What?! are you into some weird shit like child porno or something?? I said "NO! definitely not! I'm just a private person." I held her there awkwardly for like 2 or 3 minutes because I didn't know what to do and was embarrassed for reacting the way I did.


Use google chrome incognito mode son.
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 01:39 AM

paging hahapete.....update us -_-
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 02:00 AM

at what point do we report him missing
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#1811 hahapete

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 05:36 AM

I am alive and a-okay!

My girlfriend told me yesterday, "I know you think I'm crazy but in reality, I'm not. I'm not crazy. I'm just crazy for you."

I think it was her attempt to be romantic or something.

You know those religious people who speak in tongues? Like those evangelicals who go crazy and say gibberish to people because of the power of god or some shit? She thinks that's real. She told me she once spent half an hour 'channeling god' once. I am not sure what that means so I asked her. She said it was like she was on PCP and DMT at the same time, could see the entire universe, and could touch people's souls.

I am not sure if she was trying to be funny, if she was serious, or if she's just insane.
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#1812 Lozinski

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 05:39 AM

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 05:49 AM

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 08:14 AM

channeling god ie. high as shit
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 08:45 AM

hahapete you are from california? can i meet you two ?
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 06:01 PM

best couple award!
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 07:28 PM

I am alive and a-okay!

My girlfriend told me yesterday, "I know you think I'm crazy but in reality, I'm not. I'm not crazy. I'm just crazy for you."

I think it was her attempt to be romantic or something.



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Posted 24 April 2012 - 09:58 PM

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 12:12 AM

hahapete meetup cali edition?!

Edited by dovo, 25 April 2012 - 12:12 AM.

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 03:18 AM

She told me she once spent half an hour 'channeling god' once. I am not sure what that means so I asked her. She said it was like she was on PCP and DMT at the same time, could see the entire universe, and could touch people's souls.

I am not sure if she was trying to be funny, if she was serious, or if she's just insane.


man you obviously havent tried DMT (+pcp combo). on my last trip i was abducted by aliens.
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#1821 jbanger

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 07:02 AM

hahapete meetup cali edition?!



dovo + hahapete = gold
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#1822 Helsja

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 12:41 PM

when you see someone waving and you wave back.
then you realize they were waving to someone near you.
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#1823 Augustus

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 03:09 PM

pcp & dmt combo sounds like a bad idea.
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Posted 25 April 2012 - 08:50 PM

I was at some house party, went to use the bathroom and after I do my business and wash my hands, I realize there's nothing to wipe my hands. So I do the whole "try-to-wipe-as-much-as-possible-on-jeans-and-hope-rest-will-dry" thing and I exit, where my friend who was also waiting for the bathroom is talking to some chick. He introduces us to each other, and she goes for a handshake and right as I reach for her hand I'm like "oh fuck my hands are still kinda wet fuck fuck fuck" and sure enough, when we shake hands she gives me this weird look and kind of mutters under her breath "why are your hands wet...". thankfully right at that moment the guy who went in the bathroom after me comes out flailing his hands and says something along the lines of "damn there's no towels in there" and she has this look on her face like "oooh..". needless to say I avoided her for the rest of night.
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Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:11 PM

if you haven't made a joke about someone's dead mother at a party that was thrown in her memorial, had some girl psycho-thug you out into being her boyfriend, or made a sexual reference to an in 'n' out employee, do not post in here
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Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:15 PM

one hallowe'en i went to a haunted house with some people i didnt really know and i mentioned that a great costume would have been to shave your head for 'chemo-patient' ... get so much sympathy candy or something

and then one of the girls was all "my mom has cancer, you asshole" and i was all "shut up harlot"


yes i know cancer isn't necessarily funny

Edited by diamonds, 25 April 2012 - 09:17 PM.

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 10:00 PM

In n Out stories continue...was just at the one in West LA night before last with a buddy, we're going through the drive through and we get to the window. He's driving, and the girl at the window hands everything off and my boy pauses to smile and say thank you, it didn't seem at all long or delayed, but for some reason she's like "what, do I know you or something?" in a hella mean tone, and this bitch was not appealing at all, so def no confusion there...but he's hella nice and trying to say he was just smiling to be a nice guy, an the explanation goes on and suddenly everyone is honking and it's that awkward in between where nobody knows what to say. She just stares with this "move along" look...and all he was doing was just trying to smile and be nice...the smallest thing got so blown out of proportion...was funny tho.
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Posted 26 April 2012 - 12:06 AM

man you obviously havent tried DMT (+pcp combo). on my last trip i was abducted by aliens.

She pulled a Bill Clinton and told me that while in high school she smoked weed once but didn't inhale. That's the only drug she claims to ever try. She is pretty clueless about drugs.

hahapete you are from california? can i meet you two ?

Yeah, I'm from California. I'm sure that one day in the future we can meet.

I am waiting for what she will do when she finds out that I talk about her on the internet. Hopefully she won't be too mad, eh?
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Posted 26 April 2012 - 01:10 AM

she will probably think it's endearing cause she's fucking nuts
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Posted 26 April 2012 - 01:55 AM

In n Out stories continue...was just at the one in West LA night before last with a buddy, we're going through the drive through and we get to the window. He's driving, and the girl at the window hands everything off and my boy pauses to smile and say thank you, it didn't seem at all long or delayed, but for some reason she's like "what, do I know you or something?" in a hella mean tone, and this bitch was not appealing at all, so def no confusion there...but he's hella nice and trying to say he was just smiling to be a nice guy, an the explanation goes on and suddenly everyone is honking and it's that awkward in between where nobody knows what to say. She just stares with this "move along" look...and all he was doing was just trying to smile and be nice...the smallest thing got so blown out of proportion...was funny tho.


this!!!! i had the same exact shit happen to me once.

I was in a client meeting and looking at this lady talk about her company and their brand position as I was there to rebrand their advertising and packaging materials. while she's talking, a couple of jokes were made, so I was all happy and smiling. she looks over to me about 5 minutes into her bullshit and is like, why do you keep smiling?

I go, "I'm just acknowledging what you're saying, I'm sorry if my smiling bothers you?..."

then she gets up and storms away from the conference table acting as if what i said was so insanely offensive to her that she couldn't stand to be there anymore.

I turned to everyone else there (was about 8 of us) and said, "um, did i do something wrong? was smiling a crime?.."

one guy looked at me and was like, don't worry about it. she's a cunt. i laughed and nodded.

she came back about 5 minutes later, 'cooled off', and the rest of the meeting went from happy and cheery to tension-filled torture.
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