a few days ago, me and a girl I've been seeing for a few weeks were having a discussion on art. She wanted to look up a particular Manet painting on my computer, so she comes and sits on my lap (I'm sitting at my computer desk). I'm not really paying attention, either messing with my phone or feeling up on her or something, Then I hear her say "oooh your search history, I see you've been looking at my FB pictures and what is youjizz.com, huh?" Upon hearing this, I think of all the things I looked at earlier that day: porn sites, stalking her Facebook pictures, dudes in fashionable clothing, etc. I do a reflex bear hug on her and tackle her to the floor. She then says: What?! are you into some weird shit like child porno or something?? I said "NO! definitely not! I'm just a private person." I held her there awkwardly for like 2 or 3 minutes because I didn't know what to do and was embarrassed for reacting the way I did.
(i read quickly and posted that fuck bitches get monet image but quickly realized it was a manet your friend was looking at so i made this image quickly)
Edited by freecat, 20 April 2012 - 09:25 PM.