Jump to content




buy your superad here !!

Photo
* * * * * 12 votes

Superawkward


  • Please log in to reply
3011 replies to this topic

#1801 gettoasty

gettoasty

    superjunkie

  • member
  • PipPip
  • 2,884 posts
  • attitude:spaced out

Posted 20 April 2012 - 07:10 AM

i feel really awkward asking, but in all seriousness did you tell that story before or am i experiencing deja vu?
  • 7

#1802 ejm285

ejm285

    superbored

  • member
  • Pip
  • 1,108 posts

Posted 20 April 2012 - 08:08 AM

no, i'm pretty sure he's told that one before; still good.
  • 2

sirromdrawde: ig | tumblr

 


#1803 mapclub

mapclub

    superbored

  • member
  • Pip
  • 621 posts
  • location:AUS (‐^▽^‐)

Posted 20 April 2012 - 08:33 AM

yeh sorry i was gonna edit and say i think i told it before (at work right now) .. the reason posting was that 3 of the family happened to be in the same isle at the gorcery store this week.. they stopped talking and blanked me as they walked past.

yeh still awkward.
  • 1

(ノ◕o◕)ノ*:


#1804 limbo

limbo

    post rank

  • member
  • Pip
  • 48 posts

Posted 20 April 2012 - 08:45 AM

I just imagined if your things were still there after all this time....
  • 2

#1805 mmfood

mmfood

    superbored

  • member
  • Pip
  • 327 posts
  • style:tropical

Posted 20 April 2012 - 06:57 PM

*
POPULAR

a few days ago, me and a girl I've been seeing for a few weeks were having a discussion on art. She wanted to look up a particular Manet painting on my computer, so she comes and sits on my lap (I'm sitting at my computer desk). I'm not really paying attention, either messing with my phone or feeling up on her or something, Then I hear her say "oooh your search history, I see you've been looking at my FB pictures and what is youjizz.com, huh?" Upon hearing this, I think of all the things I looked at earlier that day: porn sites, stalking her Facebook pictures, dudes in fashionable clothing, etc. I do a reflex bear hug on her and tackle her to the floor. She then says: What?! are you into some weird shit like child porno or something?? I said "NO! definitely not! I'm just a private person." I held her there awkwardly for like 2 or 3 minutes because I didn't know what to do and was embarrassed for reacting the way I did.
  • 66


#1806 Tigerprawn

Tigerprawn

    superbored

  • member
  • Pip
  • 1,783 posts

Posted 20 April 2012 - 07:23 PM

I think that could have gone in your favor and could have went the route of superawesome instead of superawkward.
  • 5

#1807 freecat

freecat

    postwhore

  • member
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 5,506 posts
  • style:gangster
  • attitude:hypnotized
  • location:berlin
  • talents:drunk and lazy

Posted 20 April 2012 - 09:10 PM

a few days ago, me and a girl I've been seeing for a few weeks were having a discussion on art. She wanted to look up a particular Manet painting on my computer, so she comes and sits on my lap (I'm sitting at my computer desk). I'm not really paying attention, either messing with my phone or feeling up on her or something, Then I hear her say "oooh your search history, I see you've been looking at my FB pictures and what is youjizz.com, huh?" Upon hearing this, I think of all the things I looked at earlier that day: porn sites, stalking her Facebook pictures, dudes in fashionable clothing, etc. I do a reflex bear hug on her and tackle her to the floor. She then says: What?! are you into some weird shit like child porno or something?? I said "NO! definitely not! I'm just a private person." I held her there awkwardly for like 2 or 3 minutes because I didn't know what to do and was embarrassed for reacting the way I did.

Posted Image
(i read quickly and posted that fuck bitches get monet image but quickly realized it was a manet your friend was looking at so i made this image quickly)

Edited by freecat, 20 April 2012 - 09:25 PM.

  • 24

#1808 Augustus

Augustus

    superjunkie

  • member
  • Pip
  • 1,367 posts
  • style:techno
  • location:NYC

Posted 20 April 2012 - 09:34 PM

damn food... damn...
  • 2

#1809 gettoasty

gettoasty

    superjunkie

  • member
  • PipPip
  • 2,884 posts
  • attitude:spaced out

Posted 21 April 2012 - 12:34 AM

i stopped reading at youjizz

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA (caps)
  • 2

#1810 mrip

mrip

    postwhore

  • member
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 6,837 posts
  • style:cosplay
  • attitude:hater
  • location:JAWNS ARE DOWN 20 PERCENT THlS YEAR.
  • denim:size 32

Posted 21 April 2012 - 12:37 AM

getting caught looking at clothes is worse than looking at porn
  • 36

#1811 Dropt

Dropt

    superbored

  • member
  • Pip
  • 1,340 posts
  • style:oriental
  • attitude:desperate
  • talents:Line. Color. Sound.

Posted 21 April 2012 - 01:30 PM

You totally should have framed the conversation to porn in art history.
  • 0

#1812 infamousmilli

infamousmilli

    bored

  • member
  • Pip
  • 26 posts

Posted 21 April 2012 - 09:47 PM

*
POPULAR

Told the female cashier at In n Out that "I liked everything animal style" while at the same exact moment something flew into my right eye so it looked like I winked at her. She hands me my receipt with a look of disgust on her face. Now she thinks I'm a sex pervert.
  • 62

#1813 mapclub

mapclub

    superbored

  • member
  • Pip
  • 621 posts
  • location:AUS (‐^▽^‐)

Posted 22 April 2012 - 03:45 PM

^ that happened to me too but not at the same level of awkward.. . at an old job in a camera store an older couple were looking at some canon i had something catch in my eye. i winked directly at her just as i handed her my business card after writing some numbers on it saying some generic sales line to the tune of ' come see me'.

were it a younger couple maybe the husband would have done something besides leave quickly.

i think that this couple felt more awkward than me though.
  • 8

(ノ◕o◕)ノ*:


#1814 DaBestSpoona

DaBestSpoona

    superfreak

  • member
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 4,019 posts
  • style:cosplay
  • location:2LDK
  • talents:Fingerbang on first dates
  • occupation:Panhandler

Posted 23 April 2012 - 02:15 PM

a few days ago, me and a girl I've been seeing for a few weeks were having a discussion on art. She wanted to look up a particular Manet painting on my computer, so she comes and sits on my lap (I'm sitting at my computer desk). I'm not really paying attention, either messing with my phone or feeling up on her or something, Then I hear her say "oooh your search history, I see you've been looking at my FB pictures and what is youjizz.com, huh?" Upon hearing this, I think of all the things I looked at earlier that day: porn sites, stalking her Facebook pictures, dudes in fashionable clothing, etc. I do a reflex bear hug on her and tackle her to the floor. She then says: What?! are you into some weird shit like child porno or something?? I said "NO! definitely not! I'm just a private person." I held her there awkwardly for like 2 or 3 minutes because I didn't know what to do and was embarrassed for reacting the way I did.


Use google chrome incognito mode son.
  • 8

#1815 Guest_Methimphibian_*

Guest_Methimphibian_*
  • guest

Posted 24 April 2012 - 01:39 AM

paging hahapete.....update us -_-
  • 1

#1816 Denton

Denton

    superbored

  • member
  • Pip
  • 1,600 posts
  • style:buffalo
  • location:po, or
  • occupation:slingin hans wegner chairs

Posted 24 April 2012 - 02:00 AM

at what point do we report him missing
  • 16

#1817 hahapete

hahapete

    bored

  • member
  • Pip
  • 165 posts
  • location:California
  • occupation:The Internet

Posted 24 April 2012 - 05:36 AM

I am alive and a-okay!

My girlfriend told me yesterday, "I know you think I'm crazy but in reality, I'm not. I'm not crazy. I'm just crazy for you."

I think it was her attempt to be romantic or something.

You know those religious people who speak in tongues? Like those evangelicals who go crazy and say gibberish to people because of the power of god or some shit? She thinks that's real. She told me she once spent half an hour 'channeling god' once. I am not sure what that means so I asked her. She said it was like she was on PCP and DMT at the same time, could see the entire universe, and could touch people's souls.

I am not sure if she was trying to be funny, if she was serious, or if she's just insane.
  • 31

#1818 Lozinski

Lozinski

    superjunkie

  • member
  • Pip
  • 1,499 posts

Posted 24 April 2012 - 05:39 AM

BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • 4
fs: ndg, w+h, fred p, mjk, flathead, nudies, aa and more! --> http://supertalk.sup...__fromsearch__1

#1819 OCEANSECT

OCEANSECT

    semibored

  • member
  • Pip
  • 393 posts

Posted 24 April 2012 - 05:49 AM

pics
  • 4

#1820 Denton

Denton

    superbored

  • member
  • Pip
  • 1,600 posts
  • style:buffalo
  • location:po, or
  • occupation:slingin hans wegner chairs

Posted 24 April 2012 - 08:14 AM

channeling god ie. high as shit
  • 0

#1821 gettoasty

gettoasty

    superjunkie

  • member
  • PipPip
  • 2,884 posts
  • attitude:spaced out

Posted 24 April 2012 - 08:45 AM

hahapete you are from california? can i meet you two ?
  • 4

#1822 BearCousin

BearCousin

    semibored

  • member
  • Pip
  • 424 posts

Posted 24 April 2012 - 06:01 PM

best couple award!
  • 0

#1823 DaBestSpoona

DaBestSpoona

    superfreak

  • member
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 4,019 posts
  • style:cosplay
  • location:2LDK
  • talents:Fingerbang on first dates
  • occupation:Panhandler

Posted 24 April 2012 - 07:28 PM

I am alive and a-okay!

My girlfriend told me yesterday, "I know you think I'm crazy but in reality, I'm not. I'm not crazy. I'm just crazy for you."

I think it was her attempt to be romantic or something.



Posted Image
  • 29

#1824 Stacks

Stacks

    superbored

  • member
  • Pip
  • 1,103 posts
  • location:I absolutely genuflect to you on all levels

Posted 24 April 2012 - 09:58 PM

Posted Image
  • 6

#1825 dovo

dovo

    superbored

  • member
  • Pip
  • 1,425 posts
  • attitude:spaced out
  • location:Quicksand
  • wish i was in:the internet again

Posted 25 April 2012 - 12:12 AM

hahapete meetup cali edition?!

Edited by dovo, 25 April 2012 - 12:12 AM.

  • 4

#1826 jakie

jakie

    semibored

  • member
  • Pip
  • 138 posts
  • attitude:obsessed
  • talents:eating and drinking

Posted 25 April 2012 - 03:18 AM

She told me she once spent half an hour 'channeling god' once. I am not sure what that means so I asked her. She said it was like she was on PCP and DMT at the same time, could see the entire universe, and could touch people's souls.

I am not sure if she was trying to be funny, if she was serious, or if she's just insane.


man you obviously havent tried DMT (+pcp combo). on my last trip i was abducted by aliens.
  • 2

#1827 jbanger

jbanger

    post rank

  • supermember
  • 548 posts
  • style:old skool
  • attitude:addicted
  • location:ADL
  • denim:size 33

Posted 25 April 2012 - 07:02 AM

hahapete meetup cali edition?!



dovo + hahapete = gold
  • 4

#1828 Helsja

Helsja

    post rank

  • member
  • Pip
  • 35 posts
  • style:slob
  • attitude:obsessed

Posted 25 April 2012 - 12:41 PM

when you see someone waving and you wave back.
then you realize they were waving to someone near you.
  • 0

#1829 Augustus

Augustus

    superjunkie

  • member
  • Pip
  • 1,367 posts
  • style:techno
  • location:NYC

Posted 25 April 2012 - 03:09 PM

pcp & dmt combo sounds like a bad idea.
  • 0

#1830 zenii

zenii

    superbored

  • member
  • Pip
  • 455 posts
  • location:Bay Area

Posted 25 April 2012 - 08:50 PM

I was at some house party, went to use the bathroom and after I do my business and wash my hands, I realize there's nothing to wipe my hands. So I do the whole "try-to-wipe-as-much-as-possible-on-jeans-and-hope-rest-will-dry" thing and I exit, where my friend who was also waiting for the bathroom is talking to some chick. He introduces us to each other, and she goes for a handshake and right as I reach for her hand I'm like "oh fuck my hands are still kinda wet fuck fuck fuck" and sure enough, when we shake hands she gives me this weird look and kind of mutters under her breath "why are your hands wet...". thankfully right at that moment the guy who went in the bathroom after me comes out flailing his hands and says something along the lines of "damn there's no towels in there" and she has this look on her face like "oooh..". needless to say I avoided her for the rest of night.
  • 0
alexander supertramp | tumblr |