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[Vampyrvargfesten]

I have procured a cotton duck.




The rules are simple:

Each person will have the duck for one week.

People should try as hard as possible to post as many pictures as possible during their possession of the duck in order to keep things interesting and to document the evo/wear on the duck. A duck diary (moleskine notebook) will also be travelling to document adventures around the world, sketches of naked women, etc.

Please wash in Natural Soap if possible.

In order to prevent loss and theft, we will be swapping phone numbers, Facebook info, etc. in order to make sure everything goes smoothly.

The most important rule: WEAR EM HARD. The whole point is to fade this guy!!

The *tentative* order in who will get the duck is below:

1. Vampyrvargfesten (Los Angeles, USA)
2. FranklinCosgrove (LA to Boston)
3. RandR (Columbia, MD to Paris Fashion Week)
4. redX (Recklinghausen, Germany)
5. pomata (Verona, Italy)
6. junglejane ( "lil' fur coat and maybe a bite-sized leather jawn", Italy)
7. DÜM (Olympia, WA)
8. ordo (Vancouver, Canada)
9. mrjuby - [aka number (n)ine ] (Toronto, Canada)
10. skiniks (Toronto)
11. Lendo (Richmond, VA)
12. Zubin (Monterey Bay/Satan Cruz, CA)
13. 35percent (Detroit, MI) [*before Jun23]
14. M.O.A (Portland, OR) // aleopold (Portland, OR)
15. samsikle (San Jose/SF, CA)
16. eean (Ottawa, Canada)
17. Mogli (Montreal) **new address
18. .Will17 (Montreal, Canada)
19. billy. (Boston, MA)
20. Servo2000 (??)
21. Paul T (London, UK)
22. I LOVE LFC (Liverpool, UK to Tenerife, Spain) -- [*June 1]
23. aoi (Oslo, Norway)
24. dismalfuture (Seoul, Korea)
25. demonito (Philippines?)
26. baconzilla (Auckland, New Zealand) [*end of june/start of jul]
27. haptronic (Auckland/Wellington, New Zealand)
28. whizkit (Singapore)
29. Tyro1 (Australia)
30. yoallanface (Southern California)
31. blm14 (?, )
32. shufon (Ithaca, NY) --[last week of*Jul]
33. echoepidemic (Victoria, Canada)
34. pruple (Richmond, BC Canada)
35. tarotron (San Diego, CA)
36. thelion1856 (San Diego, CA)
37. ejm285 (Los Angeles, CA)
38. xchen (Lawrenceville, GA)
39. neptunecitylocal (San Francisco, CA)

1XX. ?
2XX. ?
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XXX: Cotton Duck (Amsterdam)

unconfirmed-maybes
1. lmaozedong
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*please PM me your mailing/contact info if you would like to join*
registration is still open



Cotton Duck will receive the duck after the contest for judging and fondling

Measurements (raw, unwashed):
Length: 5 inches
Inseam (leg): 1.5 inches
Beak: 1 inch

Should fit anyone with waist size 23 to size 60
Fits every style!


Who wants in????

[Cotton Duck]

[mrjuby]

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[wild bill]

that's a really good idea.
add me on the list somewhere near mr juby - i want this duck to visit the greath white north.

[ordo]

I would very much like a turn with the Duck. I will attempt to show it a good time. Have a large collection of other stuffed animals to keep it entertained during work hours.

[lmaozedong]

this is awesome. i'd want in but my life consists of going back and forth between my apartment, class, and the library .

[aleopold]

may i please have a turn with the duck. i need a friend.

[eean]

if it ever makes a canada tour holla

[samsikle]

i'm in! i can pass it off to others in san jose/san francisco too

[16steps]

i can show the duck around the monterey bay...possibly have him visit his relatives by the lake

[skiniks]

I will take the duck after Mr. Juby-san

[Lendo]

I'm down for the duck!!!

[DÜM]

I'll take it. I don't go outside though.

[echoepidemic]

i want it but i have commitment issues

[aoi]

I'll take him to the Norwegian mountains. Alternatively on a Satanic rock concert.

But am I the only one who's thinking that wee duck looks really fragile?

[quarry]

perhaps the duck could travel south for many tangible intangible amenities of san diego. sailing, rooftops, breasts.

[aleopold]

i'm in! i can pass it off to others in san jose/san francisco too

bring it to me sam

[35percent]

I can take the duck (and keep it safe) in Detroit.

[aleopold]

bullet hole fadez?

[billy.]

so down.
will take it to douchebag bars in boston.

[pruple]

i want duck

[samsikle]

bring it to me sam

no way, you can come pick it up. bring some voodoo donuts while you're at it

[demonito]

i want in on this

[aleopold]

okay sam, i'll send you one.

[Servo2000]

so down.
will take it to douchebag bars in boston.

this sounds like the perfect opportunity to arrange a sufu boston meetup

[FranklinCosgrove]

I'm going to be there next weekend. Pre-duck meetup.

[junglejane]

I want the duck!!!
I have some leftover fur scraps so I start to make him a cute lil' fur coat and maybe a bite-sized leather jawn

[billy.]

this sounds like the perfect opportunity to arrange a sufu boston meetup

yeah. YEAH. lets go.

[RandR]

I want innnnn